OK! COME BACK SHAYNE! LOL!
So anyway its like the second day of raya and the ketupats and lemang still dont stop comin! praise allah for that! Pvvt! lol! and everytime I think of that line I told Michelle I laugh! lol! "Bring oN the Fucking Ketupat Bitches!" hmmm... I love that Bitch! lol! arr nt forgettin Navi, Chelsea, Serene, Amelia, Heinna, Sherlina, Sasha, Roisin, Charmaine, Leela (If I dnt put their names here... I swear Im so fucking dead... women! cant live with them... cant live without them) and ya'll other chicks that keep me company and keep givin me constant stomach cramps due to over-laughter! lol! Im so going off topic! lol!... so nyway Its the 2nd day of raya and mums like were goin for lunch in this dato's sons house... and shes like "we will leave here at 1" but again... for her 1o clock means 5o clock! so nyway again... anyone wanna take a guess wat time we left?! lol! If You Guessed 1...you were so fucking wrong wei! lol! but if u guessed 2.30 U were ryte! loL! so effed up la mums timing!... and yet she blames me for using the bathroom for hours and supposedly gettin everyone late...(Kononya) So we got there and we ate at fucking 4 O clock wei! what...the...fuck... I mean dats like cming to supper time edi in my timing ok! lol! so... after again more melayu drama we leave there at 5.30 and wen i got home I go straight to Niro's place
and for some strange reason That Bitch toyol of a child decided to start callin me Harry Potter! and Im slowly gettin irritated and I keep telling myself... shes only 7...shes only 7... shes only 7! then it all just came up I just yelled "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING HAIRY PUSSY AND STOP CALLING ME FUCKING HARRY POTTER... IT AINT MY FUCKING FAULT UR POTTERS HAIRY!" and i swear that all the kids were standing there with their jaws dwn to their ankles... lol! yay shayne! I wonder wer the Harry part cme frm! lol! so den all of us got into a Pop Pop frenzy... we started throwin those little firecrackers which pop wen it hits the ground! Neva new kids wer so fun! lol!... nyway later at abt 7 I left and gt home... had a bath and went for dinner at godpa's place.... and guess wat... i was constipated! I swear i wanted to cry wei! I tried so many things while sit there! lol! I tried counting sheep... dat din work...I tried thinking of Sasha and Michelle... din work either... actually made it worse! lol! and after like half an hour I gave up and went dwn! lol! I have neva been thru so much pain in my life...
- Datin datin Sekalian! lol!
- Selamat Hari Raya Maaf Zahir Batin!
- Dinner!
- Family Lepak Time!
- I Never Fail to find a time to camwhore! =)
p.s- thats the Omg! Wtf! I swear I Just saw
Paris Hilton In My Fucking Window look!
& Kyren If you ever read this...I was not
Trying to give someone a blowjob aite! coz I
know whats going thru that fucking head of
yours! Haha...