Goai Ling Goa - Turtle Name Of Ling Is Tall...
See Ham (kerang) - Shit Salty...
Tin kai - Insane Chicken
Sui Gao - Smash/water/bad dog
Lap Cheong - Confisticated intestine
Har Kau - Prawn Dog
Tim Hsuan Hai (sweet sour crab) - Sweet sour shoe
Kai See - Chicken Shit
Ham tan jook - Horny egg poridge
Tim Hsuan Chiok - Book Shop Pig Meat
Siu Mai Dim Sum - Burn rice touch heart
Fat Choy - Hairy Vegetable/ armpit hair XD!!
Chiut Chiut (balitong) - suck suck
Wong Lo Kat - Yellow Old Poke
Chee Cheong Fan - Pig Intestine flour
Kau Wong Yeh (prayer day) - 9 Wong Grandpa/ 9 god grandpa wong/ A yellow grandpa/ 9 name of wong grandpa/ a lucky grandpa
Choi San Yeh (prayer day) - Vegetable God Grandpa
God im Laughing ma ass off typin this shit out! lol! God SPM's comin... I think I needa borrow one of those Lucky Grandpa Wongs for it coz im so Failin it!... TOUCH WOOD!! lol! so nyway again I Love ur fucking guts China People! lol! and I really enjoy those racist moments that we have in class! lol! ok that covers tuesday! lol! Now onto Wednesday... so today did the usual.. the ritual... lol Niroshan decided to post ma fone in his neighbours post box and it fell in so he had to climb over to get it! XD padan muka! then later on there I was running around Niroshans wet porch while Nalin chasin me... and guess wat... So im runnin to the back of the house and the next thing I c is... stars and jesus! lol! I FUCKING FELL! lol! and nw half unconcious, wet, muddy and almost in a concussion I get up and there are some Indons laughing at me frm over the fence... WHAT.THE.FUCK! lol! worsen the situation ony la! lol! so nw at 1.53 a.m on sunday... My Thumb is still half swolen and My ass hurts like fuck! I cant have a shit without feelin pain u knw! I think I cracked ma ass bone wei! XD!... Now onto Thursday ok... went to grandmas hse today and it was rainin like it never rained b4... i tot i was goin to drown... lol! fat people cant swim F.Y.I! lol! jk jk i can! lol! I dont just sink ok! XD! so anyway went over to roshaans place and I found out today that he is actually very fascinated by September 11! lol! he asked me 2 send him my project in his email like freakin 10 times! lol! Yes ROshaan I will Send it! lol! Ooooh!! Chester read the blog abt him that I posted earlier and he said he's sorry and he will make it up... man u dont have too... I'll forgive u no matter wat happens bro!... ok now onto Friday well today we din have skool coz we were on "study break" it seems! lol! rryyytteee.... me... study on a holiday... very very not gonna happen! lol! so today as the ritual goes...was at Niro's place and we decide to walk the dog in the midst of a beginning of a lightning storm! God were smart! lol! so half way thru we see this huge bolt of lightning that hit behind the houses and well... thats it... Nalin and I did the marathon up the hill and into the house! lol! den I forgot to put Sandy's leash back onto the grill and she cooly runs out of the house... and den I go "Owh Fuck!" lol! and chase the dog and Nalin and aunty sunitha are yellin! "Shayne The Dog!! The Dog!!" lol! so der i go chasin that beast of an animal dwn the hill lol! and every 3 steps ma pants drop lower and lower lol! and im sayin 2 maself "fuck... if i dnt get ma fone and camera out of ma pocket nw Jalan Ara would b havin full moons today" XD! so anyway i take em out and run abit bt din get the dog anyway! lol! so it starts rainin and everyone gets in and Aunty Sunitha, Nalin and me start playin scrabble and damn! I beat anuty sunitha.. yay! But heres the fucked up part... nalin beat me... lol! WTF ryte! I mean he's like 2 o smthn! lol! so anyway Niro cmes hme a lil while later walkin in like he kena sunat o smthn and cme up 2 knw he kena chaffing... haiz poor thing! lol! so den he joins us at scrabble and in the midst of the game Nalin goes... "me is tit a word?" XD!! lol! and cme up to knw TIT is a songbird! XD! haahahhaah... den I went "My tits are singin!" lol! dat was funny la! so anyway dis time I got freakin dead last... Niro gt 1st, nalin 2nd, Aunty Sunitha 3rd and I was last! Thats screwed up ok! bein beaten by a 12 year old and a 10 year old! lol! at the end of the game nalin wrote on the score sheet "Tit Won!" and for some reason I was very tickled by that! lol! I almost broke their chair laughing! lol! so later we ate roti canai and aunty sunitha sends me home... The end! lol! I shall continue about Saturday and Sunday later on during the day as its 2.11am and I needa getta sleep... church's at 8.00am Jarelles First Holy Comunion! ciow peops!
- Wed - Arr! Mail my fucking fone somere la! Basket! lol! But I still love him! haha...
- Ma Skid marks... landed ryte on the concrete! lol!
- He was Happy! loL!
- Thurs - MACHAAAA!!! lol!
- Roshaan, M3 & Chester! Bros 4 life!
- WARNING! DO NOT GO NEAR DESILVA RESIDENTS! ACCIDENT PRONE AREA!
- Fri - The Very very Thin Dictionary! lol!
- Kiddies! =)!
- Bola Sakit! XD!!
- Tit! WAHAHAHAHA...
- Nalin! Tit Rules bro!! lol!

