Ok so today mum decides to go to melaka for nana's suprise bday lunch on sunday.. so we drop dad at this weird looking kampung car mechanic workshop thing in the middle of god knows where and we went off to melaka... so we got a new maid ystrdy and nw we have 2! so it was shana, one maid, two maid, mum and me... and so were like all lalidoing and we get to melaka at 4!... so mums like go get nana frm the hair saloon and so I went in la.. and owh god... I have never seen so many chinese women with weird UFO thingies on their heads b4! god... I swear I din say Hi to nana I just ran back to the car! lol! so anyway, at arnd 5 smthn mum gets this call frm dad and he's like... "I just had this really bad dream that we were robbed and that u guys were killed... Where are ya'll?" so mums like.. Were in melaka... and he's like... How did ya'll get there?... and mums like... we took the CRV... then he goes... who's CRV? then mums like.. Hun! U ok arr?... so anyway it goes with him askin questions like... How long are we staying there? when are we coming back? since when we had two maids? (He drove to kuantan the day b4 to pick up the maid) so after answering all that... mum tells him to go lie down and he says ok... anyway 15 mins later her calls back... "Hey hun! I had a bad dream.. where are you guys?" and at this point mums like... I just told u dat 15 mins ago!... he couldnt remember anything... not 1 bit of the convo 15 mins ago... so anyway he kept on calling every 15 mins for about an hour askin the same questions over and over again... at this point im like... Mum can we go home pls!!! then it got to every 5 mins... then 3 mins.. and again same questions! and it had been abt 1 and a half hours and he kept sayin that he just woke up.. followed by the dream... and then all the questions agn... so we called my godfather to go check on him... and when he did he called ma mum and said "Urm.. Moira... i think u better come home now! he doesnt seem right, im taking him to pantai"... so we dash back home.. praying all the way... calling every doctor we knew from pantai hospital... anyway by the time we get there he had already been taken to my godfathers place... and wen we get there... he looks normal.. talks normal but just cant remember anything that happened every 10 mins... wtf ryte!! so anyway wen we get home... mum's like.. I think ur father just had a minor stroke... and my instant wtf face came on... if he doesnt take care... he's going to get a major 1.. urm guys... i think u knw wat strokes can do! so anyway... he's doing ok nw... just cant remember a hella load of stuff. And I wanna say thank you to Joanna, Tasha, Navay, Chelsea and Mark for helpin me out wen I was all frantic! and Shamita... I soooo wasnt lying! =)
couldnt-give-a-fuck.blogspot.com
.:: Shayne Especkerman ::.
click on the bars, each bar is different, singular pink bar for the blog posts
S H A Y N E
especkerman
People! aku shayne and this b ma blog! have fun going thru it but please la dont be idiotic retarded mind blowing assholes and bitch about watever's in here k! like the old blog! why ya think I abandoned it! fuckers!lol anyway... enjoy reading and lookin at the pictures... but whatever u read here stays here! otherwise ima b a very pissed Eurasian Buhbyes. ~ Shayne Out ~
B R A D Y B U N C H
The Pieces of [MY] puzzle
Ok let me break it down for you... This be the Brady Bunch...
starting with the bestfren
Mark Trevor Gomez
yea Peterpan Poyo over there....
4 foot 3inches of cold hard poyoness! yeap!! trust me...
take it from the bestfren...
but he's nice la *distorted face*
Did I mention he's the biggest blurass ive met??
But wateva it is, Ima b by his shortass side forever man LOL....
ok...And now moving on to the sad part of my life.... my sister....
Shanadel Especkerman *demonic music*
1 way 2 say 3 words 4 you... youre... EVIL BEYOND EVIL.
Yeap! the devil wears Prada alryte... kill me....
Alryte, And we now move onto the Filipino... *calls immigration office*
Ranessa Jacyntha
ok... three things about a filipino... 1) They love makeup
2) They love sleeping...
3) They can sing
yyeeaa... just ask Nelly fart-tornado over there...
Is it me or does she have freakishly similar looks to Kat Deluna?!
Spot 3 similarities...
I win... x)
Owh ryte... the same way Mark is very similar to Ultraman...
spot 3 similarities here....
I win... again x)) Next moving on to that malay idiot who's ego could fill up two football feilds.
Norman Iskandar
He's so egoistic he thinks he's like a step lower than queen Elizabeth o smthn...
owh... have u noticed he does this confused constipated face whenever he takes pictures?!
Owh and he think's he's Lady gaga btw...
Okok.. enough of Mandingo over there.. lets move on to
Loh Seong Yew
basically Loloh only does two things...
1) Eat...
And Sleep
He's North Korean by the way! LOL!
Next, Shamita Rajah...
Aneroxic, 15 and psychotic =)
(Shes 3 inches in diameter)
As I said... Anaroxic, 15 & Psychotic
Rajvinder Singh!!!
He makes being Punjabi seem cool XD
He's got the most nicknames... and only coz he's punjabi!
Singh-anator, Super Singh,
Turbanator, Turbantron(he can transform into an indian)
And did u know dat all punjabi's come with a punjabi radar...
Its like a package deal... they know wen other Punjabi's are near... HOW COOL!
Dont play k! Raj is Uber cool!
Owh yeaaa... we left out the extra...(god were evil XD)
Colin Andrew Gomez
owh.. pfft how to describe colin??? hahahaha!!
2 words... short and demonic.
owh and dont call him fat k... he PMS's! LOL!
Trust me aite! dat aint cute!! u knw wat... this picture needs editing!
Yeap... much betta alryte x)
And thats about it from this side...
Now click on the top most blue bar for the breakdown of the college peops x)
C O L L E G E
March & April wheezers
Muahahaha... Mah March wheezers x)))
Padmini Karunakaran
1st time I saw her I tot she was the bitchiest bitch on earth...
Perfect Hair.. Not 1 strand out of place!
Owh... well.. besides being my driver...
She's my IKEA & Petaling Street shopping partner =)
I Love her
But I dont love her for chopping all her goddamned hair off!
Cant u tell im not happy?!
nvm I can fix dat!
Yeah babeyh x)
Now moving on to the next person...
Stephanie Koh
Trust me... diva in Chinese version!
ONE basically this section is really random. TWO like it's seriously up to you what you want to have here. THREE like maybe a short-term and long-term goals section. FOUR or some pictures maybe?. FIVE or it could be say, the top whatever songs in your ipod/itunes/etc right now. SIX you could also have a wishlist with pictures attached if you like online shopping. SEVEN heh heh. maybe someone will get you something :X EIGHT it could also be a recommendation section? NINE like maybe good movies/songs/places to shop at :D TEN oh this would also work as a sort of announcement section. ELEVEN like any urgent things you want your readers to know. TWELVE or if you're the type, you could put disclaimers here. THIRTEEN or this could be an advertisements section. FOURTEEN like for your friend's blogshop or something? FIFTEEN basically, just be creative and personalize this skin to suit you.
basically just stuff you need to do, like homework and projects. or you could change this to any other stuff you want yeah?
tagboard codes here yo.
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
June 2009
July 2009
August 2009
September 2009
October 2009
November 2009
Owh... well.. besides being my driver...
She's my IKEA & Petaling Street shopping partner =)
I Love her
But I dont love her for chopping all her goddamned hair off!
Cant u tell im not happy?!
nvm I can fix dat!
Yeah babeyh x)
Now moving on to the next person...
Stephanie Koh
Trust me... diva in Chinese version!
F I F T E E N
RANDOM FACTS
RANDOM FACTS
well, i am 15 years old, aren't i?
ONE basically this section is really random. TWO like it's seriously up to you what you want to have here. THREE like maybe a short-term and long-term goals section. FOUR or some pictures maybe?. FIVE or it could be say, the top whatever songs in your ipod/itunes/etc right now. SIX you could also have a wishlist with pictures attached if you like online shopping. SEVEN heh heh. maybe someone will get you something :X EIGHT it could also be a recommendation section? NINE like maybe good movies/songs/places to shop at :D TEN oh this would also work as a sort of announcement section. ELEVEN like any urgent things you want your readers to know. TWELVE or if you're the type, you could put disclaimers here. THIRTEEN or this could be an advertisements section. FOURTEEN like for your friend's blogshop or something? FIFTEEN basically, just be creative and personalize this skin to suit you.
T O D O L I S T
this should be useful
basically just stuff you need to do, like homework and projects. or you could change this to any other stuff you want yeah?
T A G B O A R D
yakkity yak yak
tagboard codes here yo.
.:: weird Saturday ::.
11:43 AM - Saturday, February 28, 2009
.:: Driving =P ::.
7:30 PM - Friday, February 27, 2009
I drove my first car yesterday... =)... and it was a Merc! =)))))))))! Aleluia....Aleluia... haha... I mean how many of you people can say their first car they drove was a merc o a BMW? hmmm... Lucky shit I m! lol! It was actually kinda easy... except till I had to drive a stick shift and daymn!.... lol! My engine died 3 times coz i let the clutch go too fast! then I almost banged the gate... then I almost banged Uncle Bobby's son down... and I rammed into Every chunk of cow shit i saw in the parking lot... basically Uncle Bobby thought I was mad coz I was basically yelling at the car... I was like.. "What The Hell!! Can U like Go straight arr!! LOL!", and today for the first time... I sweared infront of an adult...=)... owh!! funny convo of the day.
Shayne: Hey! Why got so much of Cow shit here arr?
Uncle Bobby: Coz got alot of cows here...
Shayne: *drops head on steering Wheal and laughs to himself*
Owh then the next time something funny happened... I dropped my head on the wheel again and instead I hit the horn and Believe me... I have never seen Malay tudung women jump so high before! XD!
Shayne: Hey! Why got so much of Cow shit here arr?
Uncle Bobby: Coz got alot of cows here...
Shayne: *drops head on steering Wheal and laughs to himself*
Owh then the next time something funny happened... I dropped my head on the wheel again and instead I hit the horn and Believe me... I have never seen Malay tudung women jump so high before! XD!
.:: The Haha's! ::.
7:14 PM - Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Shayne: Ro! If u could rate her on a scale of 1-10 about her bitchy-ness... what would u rate her?
Roisin: Four Hundred And Sixty Nine!
Shayne: hahahahahahahaha....
Shayne: Sash! what do you think is the most Hariest thing alive?
Sasha: Shaunna!
Shayne: Hahahahahahahahaha....
Navi: Hey hey you you!
Shayne: I dont like Your Boyfriend! No way No way I think U need a new 1!
Navi: Huh! Really arr? ayoooh!
Shayne: ..... Hahahahahahah!!!
Maths Teacher: Somebody give me the answer to X
Shayne: I am so failing this shit la...
Wilson: Blue!!!
Shayne: Drops head on table and laughs!
Tasha: Fatty! U coloured ur hair!!
Shayne: What! No!
Tasha: Then what! The eclipse isit!
Shayne: Hahahahahahahaha
*some time later*
Shayne: Eh tasha... Ur eyes damn brown arr!
Tasha: Huh! Really!...Hmmm... Must b that damn eclipse!
Shayne: Holds stomach and crouches laughing!
Roisin: Four Hundred And Sixty Nine!
Shayne: hahahahahahahaha....
Shayne: Sash! what do you think is the most Hariest thing alive?
Sasha: Shaunna!
Shayne: Hahahahahahahahaha....
Navi: Hey hey you you!
Shayne: I dont like Your Boyfriend! No way No way I think U need a new 1!
Navi: Huh! Really arr? ayoooh!
Shayne: ..... Hahahahahahah!!!
Maths Teacher: Somebody give me the answer to X
Shayne: I am so failing this shit la...
Wilson: Blue!!!
Shayne: Drops head on table and laughs!
Tasha: Fatty! U coloured ur hair!!
Shayne: What! No!
Tasha: Then what! The eclipse isit!
Shayne: Hahahahahahahaha
*some time later*
Shayne: Eh tasha... Ur eyes damn brown arr!
Tasha: Huh! Really!...Hmmm... Must b that damn eclipse!
Shayne: Holds stomach and crouches laughing!
.:: The Unexplained? ::.
6:15 PM
urm.. hey guys! urm... Ok I know some of you guys are like skeptics and shit but urm... so was I... urm... I always had a hunch about... Lets just call them "thing-a-lings"... and by thing-a-lings I mean dead dudes who come back. I mean Ive heard a hell load of stories and have seen a whole lot of freaky shit... they said seeing is believing and well... I have no other choice than to believe then... Ok... heres a photograph I took a couple of months back when I just moved into ma house and well... I just randomly started taking shots of the surrounding after I came back from dinner... I uploaded the picts and just left it... so... as I was sorting out my pictures and this picture came up... so lookin at the photograph... I noticed that there is a "thing-a-ling" in the car... I am preety sure the car was empty wen I took the photograph... I mean it would b preety awkward if ur neighbour was taking photographs of u in ur car... so yeah... Looking at this photograph now... you can clearly see a blurred figure of a woman in the back seat of the car, a head of a man floating in mid air in the midle of the car and an arm... now it couldnt b anyones arm coz if u look at the photograph properly u can see the headrest of the car and well... no1 infront of it... so can someone pls explain? I have circled the two "thing-a-lings" and put an arrow at 1... some1 hell explain dis to me coz I m freaking out! lol! thnks u's!
What The Holy Fuck people!
What The Holy Fuck people!
.:: RSC!! ::.
12:51 PM - Monday, February 23, 2009
As usual... Sham wanted me at the club and she was like... ok... 2.30pm u leave and cme! i was like ok la! I mean I had to make up!! last week I was late gila! But NOT MA FAULT!! Blame sham la!! lol!She and her High! so wen we got there... looks like she was balas dendam-ing... I waited... 2.45...3.00...3.15...3.30... den sham cmes on9 and im like SHAM!!! and she starts la! Omg ma mum is sleepin she is such a @$%^& toot toot Bang Bang Woof Neigh Pin Pin...I hate her so much why is she doing this to me omg serious la ayoh ... (slience for 3 mins) Omg My mums awake god i love her so much thank god la bla bla bla... and im like... Heh?... women... confusing species of animal!!... so anyway she gets there and as usual... all ma frens are scared of mum... XD! so I made her go away and I was like sham U scared of ma mum arr? *nods head* LOL!! so Loh tagged along and sham was doing this whole sit-at-the-end-of-the-table shit and Im like... gee sham... y dnt u go further abit! XD! so anyway Thejas thought it was a fabulous idea to throw my chewing gum in fish curry... And sham wasnt any help ok! she took the fork and stirred it! XD! so after some time Niro, Nalin, Arvind and some demonic gurls came along... god! I wanna shoot dem!... So like Niro came later on and he sat with us la... thejas and I were like... lets hide! lol! so we put a cup infront of us! XD! i held a book! XD! all I can say was dat it was completely useless! lol! he found us like 10 seconds later! XD! so he came and started poking my mutton... and im like dude! If u aint gonna eat it...I AM!! and he was like... Im eating it, Im hungry! XD! der goes ma mutton Varuval! He finished it all btw! LOL! so anyway the guys all went for their football and Im like bodoh like dat waiting 4 Mark... I just gave up after 3 hours! XD!... He still came though but like late for football and all! haha... I was like Godpa!! U r so mother effin dead! I am pissed off with u and I was tryna show him some finger but he was too fast and der was an uncle standing infront of me lookin at me thinkin that I was gonna show it to him! haha...so dder goes godpa! I saw him 4 10 seconds! lol! and all I did was manage toyell at him! lol! so anyway back to those anoying lil gurls...I swear there was one point of time where Shana, Sham, Jai and me were hiding from these chicks that wen we heard dem coming up the staircase we all just ran! Like psychotichly retarded running! I beat Shamita in running =D! lol! so dunno la wat blady staircase all we used some back staircase and we ended up dwnstairs at the back of the cofee house... we hid in the bathroom afta dat! =D! Farny day =)
OK!! Who wants to guess who's she looking for? =D Clue: High!
Guys... check out the curry stain on his face! =) soree man! haha
Shamita de'aneroxic Google and Shayne la' Fish Bandoo =)
Awwww....
Guys... If u squint like real hard... U might catch Nalin in the bacground! lol!
jai!!
She loves me =)))
OK!! Who wants to guess who's she looking for? =D Clue: High!
Guys... check out the curry stain on his face! =) soree man! haha
Shamita de'aneroxic Google and Shayne la' Fish Bandoo =)
Awwww....
Guys... If u squint like real hard... U might catch Nalin in the bacground! lol!
jai!!
She loves me =)))
.:: My disfuntional family ::.
1:51 PM - Sunday, February 22, 2009
I married Navay and had a baby boy... his name = Ferraro Shanayvie Celine Ambrose Gomez Selva Especkerman... Yes I knw... fuyoh name! XD! u c... I have made Mark and Joanna the godparents of this kid... so they met, got married, had sex, skipped 9 months of pregnancy and just had the child on friday! XD! their child's a baby gurl named Nikita Jolynn Eiffel Katrina Especkerman Selva Ambrose-Gomez... yes we had a competition who could give their baby the most canggih-est name... sadly... they won... but its ok... my next baby is expected today! XD! were all gonna decide wether its a boy o gurl tonight...=)... (god this is so wisteria lane-ish) anyway, we brought in Moni who before yesterday was the in law (navays sister) but i decided to marry her too so nw shes my wife as well... her baby's expected in March... and while mark was out... I slept with joanna and nw shes pregnant too... But mark thinks the baby is his... poor marky... owh! latest adition to the family is my couzin chelsea... My son Ferraro's 2nd couzin... I wanted to marry her as well but she thought it would b weird as we were cousins... =) owh well... owh we have all decided that we are all going to be half catholics and half hindu's... we be goin to assuption church PJ! XD! awesome... 2day's addition 2 d family should b... Shamita =)... im gonna make her the baby's Grandmother... so that means shes my mum =) who her husband? we have to find 1 2nite as well... =D! owh and a husband for chelsea too =)... maybe we might just turn her lesbian... who knows? =) alryte...meeting mark and sham in the club nw... we shall all c the sex of the baby today! =) My Lovely Disfunctional Family.... I love them.. Owh... Mark is short =)
The Father...
The Mother!
The Godfather...
The Godmother...
The inlaw/my 5th wife =)
The 2nd Cousin
All I can say is Dayumn! this is 1 good looking family! XD!
The Father...
The Mother!
The Godfather...
The Godmother...
The inlaw/my 5th wife =)
The 2nd Cousin
All I can say is Dayumn! this is 1 good looking family! XD!
.:: Chelsea Video call ::.
12:20 PM
Video callin with my insanely-extremely horny-sexy-hot-retarded-lovable-blog tagged-favorite-cousin! CHELS!! (pretend I said dat all in 1 breath k =)) XD!
Accordin to her its the Anti Mencium Shayne campaign! XD! she knws it... my lips are wantable! XD!
Goth princess =)
Fuck the world! XD!
SAN!!!!
The second cousin to my kid! XD!
Accordin to her its the Anti Mencium Shayne campaign! XD! she knws it... my lips are wantable! XD!
Goth princess =)
Fuck the world! XD!
SAN!!!!
The second cousin to my kid! XD!
.:: Navi video call ::.
11:18 AM
I swear... She cant pose for shit! XD!
Her idea of posing... covering the webcam... XD
thats a smile in Navi's eyes! XD
Peace!
Singin-a-long!
Wifay! Y do u have to go?! =( LOL!!
God I look cute! XD
Her idea of posing... covering the webcam... XD
thats a smile in Navi's eyes! XD
Peace!
Singin-a-long!
Wifay! Y do u have to go?! =( LOL!!
God I look cute! XD
.:: Fuck no! ::.
2:58 AM - Saturday, February 21, 2009
Charmaine i neeeeed u!!! Leela I neeeed u!! Kyren I neeeeed u! Dhaniyah I neeeed u!! Navay I neeeed u!! Moni I neeeed u!! Christina I neeed u!! SHaun I neeed u!! Chelsea I neeeed u!! Ruth I neeeed u!! Ameera I neeed u!! Amelia I neeed u!! Serene I neeed u!! Shan I neeed u!! Kent I neeed u!! Tasha I neeed u! Brandon I neeed u! Chermaine I neeed u! Heinna I need u!! Sai I neeed u! Sher I need u! Sherlina I need u! Roshaan I need u!! Brendon I need u!! Darren I neeed u!! Aishy I Need u!! Dinesh I need u!! Vanessa I need u!! Jonathan I neeed u!! Julianne I need u! Dana I need u!! Andrea I need u!! Jenni I neeed u!! Heather I need u!! Michelle I need u!! Josh I need u!! Roisin I need u!! Roisin I need u!! Sasha I need u!! Lydia I need u!! Kai Wen I need u!! Chan Sing I need u!! Sue Theng I need u!! Kah Yee I Need u!! Narveen I need u!! Jesus christ I need all you people!!
.:: Tagged!! ::.
9:49 AM - Thursday, February 19, 2009
whoever gets tagged has to write 10 things about the preson who tagged him/her.
for Sasha,
1. One Of ma roll-on-grass partners!
2. My video call partner
3. Suddenly had the urge to colour her hair red...
4. Decided to go aneroxic last year
5. Almost smacked carl a couple of times
6. Loves jokin about Mustache chick
7. Loves jokin about Vanessa Jean's T.O.Y.O.L
8. Loves me as Bob Marley
9. Loves when I go all Mak-nenek-kampung-ate-petai-and-farted on her
10. takes drugs =)
now, write ten things about the person who got tagged.
Shayne,
1. Extremely large dude! XD!
2. Cant wait to go to PD
3. I <3>
4. Loves bein on the fone for hours! (did this 4 hour thing with kyren once)
5. Loves video callin!
6. The funiest dude you'll meet *perasanin*
7. Hates Vanessa Jean =)... But I mean... who doesnt! XD! dnt knw any1 who does! XD!
8. Is inlove with trance and techno!
9. Suddenly had an adiction to cha cha and mumbo songs?
10. Turnin 18 dis year!! PARTY!!!
finally, list out 5 people you wanna tag.
guys,
1. Michelle The blonde Gangster
2. Navay ma ex-wife! =)
3. Ooooh!! Ameera!! din tag u in a long time! XD!
4. Aishy Siahy! ;)
5. Chels! Eh Horny couzin!! XD!
for Sasha,
1. One Of ma roll-on-grass partners!
2. My video call partner
3. Suddenly had the urge to colour her hair red...
4. Decided to go aneroxic last year
5. Almost smacked carl a couple of times
6. Loves jokin about Mustache chick
7. Loves jokin about Vanessa Jean's T.O.Y.O.L
8. Loves me as Bob Marley
9. Loves when I go all Mak-nenek-kampung-ate-petai-and-farted on her
10. takes drugs =)
now, write ten things about the person who got tagged.
Shayne,
1. Extremely large dude! XD!
2. Cant wait to go to PD
3. I <3>
4. Loves bein on the fone for hours! (did this 4 hour thing with kyren once)
5. Loves video callin!
6. The funiest dude you'll meet *perasanin*
7. Hates Vanessa Jean =)... But I mean... who doesnt! XD! dnt knw any1 who does! XD!
8. Is inlove with trance and techno!
9. Suddenly had an adiction to cha cha and mumbo songs?
10. Turnin 18 dis year!! PARTY!!!
finally, list out 5 people you wanna tag.
guys,
1. Michelle The blonde Gangster
2. Navay ma ex-wife! =)
3. Ooooh!! Ameera!! din tag u in a long time! XD!
4. Aishy Siahy! ;)
5. Chels! Eh Horny couzin!! XD!
.:: Pro-nown-see-ay-shen (pronounciation) ::.
9:15 PM - Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Hellooooo my peops! Nw pls all my lala Chinese friends dont get offended o pissed-ded abt ma blog!! and hey! Ma mums chinese ok!! lol! so Im supposed 2 b offended as well... anyway some of u people seriously need to pronounce your ying-ge-lish verdz properly ok! lol! anyway... I was on the fone tryna call ma frens mum to beg her to let ma fren out but sadly all I got was her secretary... so anyway this is how thew convo went...
Secretary: Hell-Owh's! Goose evening, You have Reached Mrs's-ses Sandra's office.
Shayne: Urm.. Hi.. Can I like... speak to Mrs Sandra please.
Secretary: Urm Im very the sorri-est but she is un-vailables ats the moment
Shayne: Owh urm... I'm Shayne one of Sasha's friend's and I really need to spe (din finish ma word)
Secretary: Who arr?!!
Shayne: Shayne...
Secretary: No this is her's sexy-tery (secretary)
Shayne: No... I know!... I am shayne.
Secretary: Owh! can's I helps u?
Shayne: urm.. if aunty is bz I will just call back later.
Secretary: haha... No no! I not bz!
Shayne: haha... *wtf face* Noooo... I meant aunty Sandra
Secretary: haha... I know!
Shayne: I'll just try her mobile... thanks.
Secretary: Ok's!! Haves a good days!
*Puts fone down*
All I did after that was hold the fone to my ears with this blur look on my face...
So seriously la u people!! haha... AMELIA AND SERENE I MEAN U 2! XD!!
second story!!
Urm... I got invited out by ma classmates for some reunion thing to a freaking Karouke Lounge... for some strange reason... chinese people are insanely addicted to kacang, beer and sing-a-longs! I was like... since I knew all these people so well and Ive been like accepted into their chinese clan so I main ikut la... and owh god it was funny!! so One of ma classmates brought along his cousin frm ipoh and she started singing No air by chris brown and Jordin sparks. (bad idea) lol! anyway my fren recorded her singing and these are the actual words she sang out.
Beef I chew die bepore I way
It cause chu too my breh away
Loching you e-like living in a world with no air
Oh..
I'm hear a phone, dint wanna leaf
My harr.. won moof, is incompete
switch there was-a-way thah I can may you understand
Buff Au do you es-pects me
to leaf alones with just me
*coughs coughs* eee-volves arouns u
It hard for me to breathe
Tehlls me how I supposed to breaf with no air
Can leave, can breef with no air
It au I peal when-hever you no there
It no air, no air
Golf me Au here under water so deeps
Tells me hows you gonna be wih-au me-e
If chew ains here, I just cans breathe
It's no 's air, no air
Noh hair, hair
Noh hair, hair
Noh hair, hair
Noh hair, hair
*music playing in background* Eeeyeh! dis song I no like one la! (Gee... go figure!) change !! Change!! Eyyeeehhh!! Fai Ti la!!!
*shayne rolls on the floor and dies laughing*
Secretary: Hell-Owh's! Goose evening, You have Reached Mrs's-ses Sandra's office.
Shayne: Urm.. Hi.. Can I like... speak to Mrs Sandra please.
Secretary: Urm Im very the sorri-est but she is un-vailables ats the moment
Shayne: Owh urm... I'm Shayne one of Sasha's friend's and I really need to spe (din finish ma word)
Secretary: Who arr?!!
Shayne: Shayne...
Secretary: No this is her's sexy-tery (secretary)
Shayne: No... I know!... I am shayne.
Secretary: Owh! can's I helps u?
Shayne: urm.. if aunty is bz I will just call back later.
Secretary: haha... No no! I not bz!
Shayne: haha... *wtf face* Noooo... I meant aunty Sandra
Secretary: haha... I know!
Shayne: I'll just try her mobile... thanks.
Secretary: Ok's!! Haves a good days!
*Puts fone down*
All I did after that was hold the fone to my ears with this blur look on my face...
So seriously la u people!! haha... AMELIA AND SERENE I MEAN U 2! XD!!
second story!!
Urm... I got invited out by ma classmates for some reunion thing to a freaking Karouke Lounge... for some strange reason... chinese people are insanely addicted to kacang, beer and sing-a-longs! I was like... since I knew all these people so well and Ive been like accepted into their chinese clan so I main ikut la... and owh god it was funny!! so One of ma classmates brought along his cousin frm ipoh and she started singing No air by chris brown and Jordin sparks. (bad idea) lol! anyway my fren recorded her singing and these are the actual words she sang out.
Beef I chew die bepore I way
It cause chu too my breh away
Loching you e-like living in a world with no air
Oh..
I'm hear a phone, dint wanna leaf
My harr.. won moof, is incompete
switch there was-a-way thah I can may you understand
Buff Au do you es-pects me
to leaf alones with just me
*coughs coughs* eee-volves arouns u
It hard for me to breathe
Tehlls me how I supposed to breaf with no air
Can leave, can breef with no air
It au I peal when-hever you no there
It no air, no air
Golf me Au here under water so deeps
Tells me hows you gonna be wih-au me-e
If chew ains here, I just cans breathe
It's no 's air, no air
Noh hair, hair
Noh hair, hair
Noh hair, hair
Noh hair, hair
*music playing in background* Eeeyeh! dis song I no like one la! (Gee... go figure!) change !! Change!! Eyyeeehhh!! Fai Ti la!!!
*shayne rolls on the floor and dies laughing*
.:: Sasha Video call ::.
2:29 PM - Tuesday, February 17, 2009
You know I love sash so damn mother much coz eventhough shes all royalty and shit... she still makes time and aint stuck-up like the others... plus she has an awesome sence of humour and the most cutest laugh ive eva heard! Love u Y.A.B!
Singin Im yours togetha =)))
Ju-On giler!
And Then the posing started! ;)
Sasha... were gonna roll on grass together wen I come dwn next! =D
Singin Im yours togetha =)))
Ju-On giler!
And Then the posing started! ;)
Sasha... were gonna roll on grass together wen I come dwn next! =D
.:: Me sunday! ::.
10:56 PM - Sunday, February 15, 2009
ok basically did the whole church thing but like wen I got back there was an sms from sham askin for help... She wanted to get this dude loh who she likes a valentine card and a rose... so I like bodoh like dat told mum to help me look... (3 hours later) mum comes home tellin me everythin is closed coz its like sunday and im like... Owh...my...fuck... AArrhh!!! so there im like...on my knees...writin my will... coz shams gonna strangle me with dental floss o smthn! so im like ok mum take me to Ou... so I like get dressed and while on the way... I noticed dat my surf shorts...at the ass area there had paint marks on it.. and Im like Owh jesus nohohohohoho.... My effin Rip Curl surf shorts got dashing white paint marks on it... owh god... so anyway It was too late to turn back coz I kept gettin countless calls and sms's from mark and Shamita but I swear la.... today OU saw for the first time... a huge eurasian dude running up the escelators with paint stained surf shorts... So I did some mother jackie chan moves and cartwheeled into MPH *Shayne... ur a real dramatic asshole =D* I swear la... that Myanmar security guard was lookin at me with this whole WTF lookin face (I have added a photograph below to show how the security g
uard looked like...)
I mean I could totaly understand wat the guard was goin thru! I mean hello!extremely large macha runnin in lookin like he's constipated... man! I would have shot him dead If I was the guard wei!! so anyway all I can say is that MPH is useless for late valentines day cards... ok.. there were like two left... one saying "to my dearest husband with love" and one saying "to my man every touch and moment I spend and dot dot dot..." gee people which 1 would u get hmm? *sarcastic durh look on face* so I grabbed the man one, paid... I didint even wait for ma effin change and I just ran... florist pulak.. all blady sold out flowers... unless sham wanted to buy him some lalang and sunflowers la then I could have gotten! so mum went all michael schumacher and dashed to d club and I mother ran upstairs... wen I got there Mark and sham started la... I kena scoldin like dog for cmin late coz i was gettin an effin card for sham! ayooooh god! so anyway I ran so fast i was like panting and sweating and was like "*deep breath*owh my god... *deep breath*can ya'll like chill arr wei *deep breath*" Man! I tot i was gonna get some freaky asthma shit and die ryte there... lol! so anyway I took the card out and was like tryna give it to sham but loh was like ryte there! so i walked behind him to pass it to sham but that dude turned... so wat is the fastest thing I could think of doin?... I shoved it into the plant next to me...=D... and went "owh sham.. this plant damn nice wei!" and smiled... lol! he was like Heh? hahaha... so mark was all "shayne why the hell are you so late and (suddenly marks voice goes all blur and im thinkin... "mark... I m gonna shove my foot down ur... wait... whoah... this is like...real cool!... I blured mark out... I mean I could c his lips movin and sham doin sign languages in the corner but I couldnt understand a word he was sayin... Fuh! I tot ony in movies this can jadi wei") suddenly sham goes SHAYNE!!!... and im like yyyeesss...=)... COME HERE NOW!! and im like... "our father in heaven... holy be your name your kingdom come your will be SHAYNE!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!! (owh nohohoho... shes gonna kill me b4 i even finish prayin... SHit!!) I CANT GIVE THIS TO HIM!!! IT SAYS...MY MAN! AARRHHH!!! and im like geez woman! u wanted the husband 1 arr?! lol! so the card tak jadi send... den sham goes all emo and starts playin songs which goes "Im lucky I fell inlove with my bestfriend" and she goes.... so nice la the words to this song... and im like *sarcastic voice* "gee... I wonder y?!" lol!... they all left for sports at 5.30... I left the place at 6.10 and got home and got ready for d dinner dat Aunty Alisson set for Uncle Moris's funeral... so we lalilado and got there a lil late... did all the kissing and hugging... then one of the aunty's who claims is my relative comes and shes like "good evening boy... *turns right cheek* so I kiss her right cheek... *turns left cheek* so I kiss that too... *turns right cheek agn* this time Ive gt that same face as that guard earlier... and i kiss her right cheek agn... *turns left cheek* GOD I WAS SO TEMPTED TO SMACK THIS LONG LOST AUNTY OF MINE...kisses left cheek..." I swear I could taste all the makeup in ma effin mouth after she walked off... and im like *pvvt *pvvt *spit *spit *wipes tongue on sleeve* lol! and I turn around and mum and shana is like standin behind me with this whole... wtf-eww face... and I just shake my head and walk off! XD! so we sit with dana and andrea and all we did was joke and joke and joke... even during the rosary we found something to laugh at... it went more like "aaaaammaazzing grace... How sweet the Bwahahahaahahahhaha" yeah like that! lol!... we left at like 10-ish... fun fun day =).
EEE!
After takin this picture She shouted Omg shayne! U look thin! XD!
Looks like the camera is atracted to negativity... (andrea) XD!
Grandma main susuk! lol!
I have never heard anyone yell "Ouch My eyes!" so loud b4!
She was strip dancing in the middle of the carpark! XD!
uard looked like...)I mean I could totaly understand wat the guard was goin thru! I mean hello!extremely large macha runnin in lookin like he's constipated... man! I would have shot him dead If I was the guard wei!! so anyway all I can say is that MPH is useless for late valentines day cards... ok.. there were like two left... one saying "to my dearest husband with love" and one saying "to my man every touch and moment I spend and dot dot dot..." gee people which 1 would u get hmm? *sarcastic durh look on face* so I grabbed the man one, paid... I didint even wait for ma effin change and I just ran... florist pulak.. all blady sold out flowers... unless sham wanted to buy him some lalang and sunflowers la then I could have gotten! so mum went all michael schumacher and dashed to d club and I mother ran upstairs... wen I got there Mark and sham started la... I kena scoldin like dog for cmin late coz i was gettin an effin card for sham! ayooooh god! so anyway I ran so fast i was like panting and sweating and was like "*deep breath*owh my god... *deep breath*can ya'll like chill arr wei *deep breath*" Man! I tot i was gonna get some freaky asthma shit and die ryte there... lol! so anyway I took the card out and was like tryna give it to sham but loh was like ryte there! so i walked behind him to pass it to sham but that dude turned... so wat is the fastest thing I could think of doin?... I shoved it into the plant next to me...=D... and went "owh sham.. this plant damn nice wei!" and smiled... lol! he was like Heh? hahaha... so mark was all "shayne why the hell are you so late and (suddenly marks voice goes all blur and im thinkin... "mark... I m gonna shove my foot down ur... wait... whoah... this is like...real cool!... I blured mark out... I mean I could c his lips movin and sham doin sign languages in the corner but I couldnt understand a word he was sayin... Fuh! I tot ony in movies this can jadi wei") suddenly sham goes SHAYNE!!!... and im like yyyeesss...=)... COME HERE NOW!! and im like... "our father in heaven... holy be your name your kingdom come your will be SHAYNE!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!! (owh nohohoho... shes gonna kill me b4 i even finish prayin... SHit!!) I CANT GIVE THIS TO HIM!!! IT SAYS...MY MAN! AARRHHH!!! and im like geez woman! u wanted the husband 1 arr?! lol! so the card tak jadi send... den sham goes all emo and starts playin songs which goes "Im lucky I fell inlove with my bestfriend" and she goes.... so nice la the words to this song... and im like *sarcastic voice* "gee... I wonder y?!" lol!... they all left for sports at 5.30... I left the place at 6.10 and got home and got ready for d dinner dat Aunty Alisson set for Uncle Moris's funeral... so we lalilado and got there a lil late... did all the kissing and hugging... then one of the aunty's who claims is my relative comes and shes like "good evening boy... *turns right cheek* so I kiss her right cheek... *turns left cheek* so I kiss that too... *turns right cheek agn* this time Ive gt that same face as that guard earlier... and i kiss her right cheek agn... *turns left cheek* GOD I WAS SO TEMPTED TO SMACK THIS LONG LOST AUNTY OF MINE...kisses left cheek..." I swear I could taste all the makeup in ma effin mouth after she walked off... and im like *pvvt *pvvt *spit *spit *wipes tongue on sleeve* lol! and I turn around and mum and shana is like standin behind me with this whole... wtf-eww face... and I just shake my head and walk off! XD! so we sit with dana and andrea and all we did was joke and joke and joke... even during the rosary we found something to laugh at... it went more like "aaaaammaazzing grace... How sweet the Bwahahahaahahahhaha" yeah like that! lol!... we left at like 10-ish... fun fun day =).
EEE!
After takin this picture She shouted Omg shayne! U look thin! XD!
Looks like the camera is atracted to negativity... (andrea) XD!
Grandma main susuk! lol!
I have never heard anyone yell "Ouch My eyes!" so loud b4!
She was strip dancing in the middle of the carpark! XD!
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