Ruth: Urm... Shayne I'll b there around four, four thirty like dat la...
Shayne: Ok! Im downstairs near the padang there...
Ruth: Ok... Im on my way already.
4.15.....
Shayne: Ruth! wer the mother are you?!
Ruth: On the way la!!!
Shayne: U live in blady mother Africa o wat
Ruth: No la!! Melawati!!
Shayne:......
4.45.....
Shayne: Owh..Mah... Gawd Ruth... Where are you?!!
Ruth: Im leaving my house now la!!
Shayne: WHAT!!
Ruth: My mother la... getting ready so long!
Shayne: U mean... U mean! U havent left the house yet?!
Ruth: Leaving now!!!
Shayne: RUTH!!! *toot toot toot toot*
So Ruth walks in at 5.30... Great! haha but shes emo like hell and looks like she was struck by lightning a few times... LOL! poor ruth! ok so before she came I was lepakin wif Mark and STUART *yes of all people I knw* so den wen ruth came everybody had left for their games and stuff so i just main internet talkin to Kyren... lol! then ruth gets this idea to go get her younger brother from football at the end of the feild at 7pm... and i swear everyone was starin... owh saw thejas, nalin and niroshan... joy! lol! so wen we were walkin back Mark runs to use shirtless and drenched wet and both of us are with this wtf face and Ruth suddenly goes "OOh Shayne... Ur fren is hott" and Im like "Say what?!" lol! so den marks dad comes to the carpark... standing there with a cigar *orang kaya ma!* and I swear he looked like the effin Don ok! yes yes.. the "ton touch ma sper-gethi" don! lol! damn freaky wei! loL! anyway... Niroshan and Nalin forced me to stay onward and dat dey would send me home later... im like ok la! lol! then Niro finds this fone on the table next to wer we were sittin and like so i called one of the numbers in there la trya find who it belongs to and dis white chick is like "hello? yes! this is she! *after that I couldnt understand wat she was sayin coz her slang was damn mother thick* Urmimacallher husband anderrletyaknow whattodo with the fone" and im like "Ok=)" lol! so her husband calls back "hello imaheretoyunderstand that mawifehas left her jiblle jabble jibble and imgoing to pick it up" so i put down the fone... gave it to some aunty and left =) so nice today! XD!

Ok basically wats goin on here is a video call between Mark and stuart and me so Colin came up behind mark... so stuart and I tried to get colin to throw the ball at Marks head and at the same time tryna cover up so dat mark doesnt c... so we tengah ber-sign language... cant u c ma evil face! XD!


Marks a blur ass so he din even notice Colin standin behind him with the ball...

Touchdown!!!! WOOH! lol!

Stuart and I had to report mark for child abuse after dat... Poor Colin... R.I.P brotha! DIBS ON HIS LAPTOP!! lol!
Bwahahahaha.... he tried to run!
Pvvt! Mark Candid!
Walkin back after gettin Ruths bro....