
I mean I could totaly understand wat the guard was goin thru! I mean hello!extremely large macha runnin in lookin like he's constipated... man! I would have shot him dead If I was the guard wei!! so anyway all I can say is that MPH is useless for late valentines day cards... ok.. there were like two left... one saying "to my dearest husband with love" and one saying "to my man every touch and moment I spend and dot dot dot..." gee people which 1 would u get hmm? *sarcastic durh look on face* so I grabbed the man one, paid... I didint even wait for ma effin change and I just ran... florist pulak.. all blady sold out flowers... unless sham wanted to buy him some lalang and sunflowers la then I could have gotten! so mum went all michael schumacher and dashed to d club and I mother ran upstairs... wen I got there Mark and sham started la... I kena scoldin like dog for cmin late coz i was gettin an effin card for sham! ayooooh god! so anyway I ran so fast i was like panting and sweating and was like "*deep breath*owh my god... *deep breath*can ya'll like chill arr wei *deep breath*" Man! I tot i was gonna get some freaky asthma shit and die ryte there... lol! so anyway I took the card out and was like tryna give it to sham but loh was like ryte there! so i walked behind him to pass it to sham but that dude turned... so wat is the fastest thing I could think of doin?... I shoved it into the plant next to me...=D... and went "owh sham.. this plant damn nice wei!" and smiled... lol! he was like Heh? hahaha... so mark was all "shayne why the hell are you so late and (suddenly marks voice goes all blur and im thinkin... "mark... I m gonna shove my foot down ur... wait... whoah... this is like...real cool!... I blured mark out... I mean I could c his lips movin and sham doin sign languages in the corner but I couldnt understand a word he was sayin... Fuh! I tot ony in movies this can jadi wei") suddenly sham goes SHAYNE!!!... and im like yyyeesss...=)... COME HERE NOW!! and im like... "our father in heaven... holy be your name your kingdom come your will be SHAYNE!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!! (owh nohohoho... shes gonna kill me b4 i even finish prayin... SHit!!) I CANT GIVE THIS TO HIM!!! IT SAYS...MY MAN! AARRHHH!!! and im like geez woman! u wanted the husband 1 arr?! lol! so the card tak jadi send... den sham goes all emo and starts playin songs which goes "Im lucky I fell inlove with my bestfriend" and she goes.... so nice la the words to this song... and im like *sarcastic voice* "gee... I wonder y?!" lol!... they all left for sports at 5.30... I left the place at 6.10 and got home and got ready for d dinner dat Aunty Alisson set for Uncle Moris's funeral... so we lalilado and got there a lil late... did all the kissing and hugging... then one of the aunty's who claims is my relative comes and shes like "good evening boy... *turns right cheek* so I kiss her right cheek... *turns left cheek* so I kiss that too... *turns right cheek agn* this time Ive gt that same face as that guard earlier... and i kiss her right cheek agn... *turns left cheek* GOD I WAS SO TEMPTED TO SMACK THIS LONG LOST AUNTY OF MINE...kisses left cheek..." I swear I could taste all the makeup in ma effin mouth after she walked off... and im like *pvvt *pvvt *spit *spit *wipes tongue on sleeve* lol! and I turn around and mum and shana is like standin behind me with this whole... wtf-eww face... and I just shake my head and walk off! XD! so we sit with dana and andrea and all we did was joke and joke and joke... even during the rosary we found something to laugh at... it went more like "aaaaammaazzing grace... How sweet the Bwahahahaahahahhaha" yeah like that! lol!... we left at like 10-ish... fun fun day =).
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After takin this picture She shouted Omg shayne! U look thin! XD!
Looks like the camera is atracted to negativity... (andrea) XD!
Grandma main susuk! lol!
I have never heard anyone yell "Ouch My eyes!" so loud b4!
She was strip dancing in the middle of the carpark! XD!