Hellooooo my peops! Nw pls all my lala Chinese friends dont get offended o pissed-ded abt ma blog!! and hey! Ma mums chinese ok!! lol! so Im supposed 2 b offended as well... anyway some of u people seriously need to pronounce your ying-ge-lish verdz properly ok! lol! anyway... I was on the fone tryna call ma frens mum to beg her to let ma fren out but sadly all I got was her secretary... so anyway this is how thew convo went...
Secretary: Hell-Owh's! Goose evening, You have Reached Mrs's-ses Sandra's office.
Shayne: Urm.. Hi.. Can I like... speak to Mrs Sandra please.
Secretary: Urm Im very the sorri-est but she is un-vailables ats the moment
Shayne: Owh urm... I'm Shayne one of Sasha's friend's and I really need to spe (din finish ma word)
Secretary: Who arr?!!
Shayne: Shayne...
Secretary: No this is her's sexy-tery (secretary)
Shayne: No... I know!... I am shayne.
Secretary: Owh! can's I helps u?
Shayne: urm.. if aunty is bz I will just call back later.
Secretary: haha... No no! I not bz!
Shayne: haha... *wtf face* Noooo... I meant aunty Sandra
Secretary: haha... I know!
Shayne: I'll just try her mobile... thanks.
Secretary: Ok's!! Haves a good days!
*Puts fone down*
All I did after that was hold the fone to my ears with this blur look on my face...
So seriously la u people!! haha... AMELIA AND SERENE I MEAN U 2! XD!!
second story!!
Urm... I got invited out by ma classmates for some reunion thing to a freaking Karouke Lounge... for some strange reason... chinese people are insanely addicted to kacang, beer and sing-a-longs! I was like... since I knew all these people so well and Ive been like accepted into their chinese clan so I main ikut la... and owh god it was funny!! so One of ma classmates brought along his cousin frm ipoh and she started singing No air by chris brown and Jordin sparks. (bad idea) lol! anyway my fren recorded her singing and these are the actual words she sang out.
Beef I chew die bepore I way
It cause chu too my breh away
Loching you e-like living in a world with no air
Oh..
I'm hear a phone, dint wanna leaf
My harr.. won moof, is incompete
switch there was-a-way thah I can may you understand
Buff Au do you es-pects me
to leaf alones with just me
*coughs coughs* eee-volves arouns u
It hard for me to breathe
Tehlls me how I supposed to breaf with no air
Can leave, can breef with no air
It au I peal when-hever you no there
It no air, no air
Golf me Au here under water so deeps
Tells me hows you gonna be wih-au me-e
If chew ains here, I just cans breathe
It's no 's air, no air
Noh hair, hair
Noh hair, hair
Noh hair, hair
Noh hair, hair
*music playing in background* Eeeyeh! dis song I no like one la! (Gee... go figure!) change !! Change!! Eyyeeehhh!! Fai Ti la!!!
*shayne rolls on the floor and dies laughing*
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People! aku shayne and this b ma blog! have fun going thru it but please la dont be idiotic retarded mind blowing assholes and bitch about watever's in here k! like the old blog! why ya think I abandoned it! fuckers!lol anyway... enjoy reading and lookin at the pictures... but whatever u read here stays here! otherwise ima b a very pissed Eurasian Buhbyes. ~ Shayne Out ~

B R A D Y B U N C H
The Pieces of [MY] puzzle
Ok let me break it down for you... This be the Brady Bunch...
starting with the bestfren
Mark Trevor Gomez
yea Peterpan Poyo over there....
But wateva it is, Ima b by his shortass side forever man LOL....
ok...And now moving on to the sad part of my life.... my sister....
Shanadel Especkerman *demonic music*
1 way 2 say 3 words 4 you... youre... EVIL BEYOND EVIL.

Okok.. enough of Mandingo over there.. lets move on to
Loh Seong Yew
basically Loloh only does two things...
1) Eat...
He's North Korean by the way! LOL!
Next, Shamita Rajah...
Aneroxic, 15 and psychotic =)
(Shes 3 inches in diameter)
Trust me aite! dat aint cute!! u knw wat... this picture needs editing!
C O L L E G E
March & April wheezers
Muahahaha... Mah March wheezers x)))
Padmini Karunakaran
1st time I saw her I tot she was the bitchiest bitch on earth...
Perfect Hair.. Not 1 strand out of place!
Owh... well.. besides being my driver...
She's my IKEA & Petaling Street shopping partner =)
I Love her
But I dont love her for chopping all her goddamned hair off!
Cant u tell im not happy?!
nvm I can fix dat!
Yeah babeyh x)
Now moving on to the next person...
Stephanie Koh
Trust me... diva in Chinese version!
ONE basically this section is really random. TWO like it's seriously up to you what you want to have here. THREE like maybe a short-term and long-term goals section. FOUR or some pictures maybe?. FIVE or it could be say, the top whatever songs in your ipod/itunes/etc right now. SIX you could also have a wishlist with pictures attached if you like online shopping. SEVEN heh heh. maybe someone will get you something :X EIGHT it could also be a recommendation section? NINE like maybe good movies/songs/places to shop at :D TEN oh this would also work as a sort of announcement section. ELEVEN like any urgent things you want your readers to know. TWELVE or if you're the type, you could put disclaimers here. THIRTEEN or this could be an advertisements section. FOURTEEN like for your friend's blogshop or something? FIFTEEN basically, just be creative and personalize this skin to suit you.
basically just stuff you need to do, like homework and projects. or you could change this to any other stuff you want yeah?
tagboard codes here yo.
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well, i am 15 years old, aren't i?
ONE basically this section is really random. TWO like it's seriously up to you what you want to have here. THREE like maybe a short-term and long-term goals section. FOUR or some pictures maybe?. FIVE or it could be say, the top whatever songs in your ipod/itunes/etc right now. SIX you could also have a wishlist with pictures attached if you like online shopping. SEVEN heh heh. maybe someone will get you something :X EIGHT it could also be a recommendation section? NINE like maybe good movies/songs/places to shop at :D TEN oh this would also work as a sort of announcement section. ELEVEN like any urgent things you want your readers to know. TWELVE or if you're the type, you could put disclaimers here. THIRTEEN or this could be an advertisements section. FOURTEEN like for your friend's blogshop or something? FIFTEEN basically, just be creative and personalize this skin to suit you.
T O D O L I S T
this should be useful
basically just stuff you need to do, like homework and projects. or you could change this to any other stuff you want yeah?
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yakkity yak yak
tagboard codes here yo.
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