Roisin: SHAYNE!!!! My internet is fucked up and my fone's been creditless in AGES!!
Shayne: Ok??
Roisin: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE (Late) Ssssooorryyy ssaayyaaanngg!
Shayne: Excuse me... happy birthday?? Im Shayne you know?
Roisin: yeah. Wasnt ur bday on the 27th of June?
Shayne: no?
Roisin: oh =(... HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Shayne: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Navi: I thought you were thinking about something else
Shayne: Eh eh!! No naughty naughty ok!
Navi: what? dont make me think im a pervert ok!
Shayne: but u r?
Navi: I learnt it from you
Shayne: Hahahahahahahahaha.
(shayne pops up behind Padmini)
Padmini: Eh! where did you come from arr?
Shayne: My mum!
*Everyone dies laughing*
(In Computer Graphics class)
Mr Cow: Now I want everyone to come at the back here and take a look at my light saber.
*Chee Ho and Shayne Burst out laughing*
(Mr Cow Insults jess, Jess gets angry)
Inessa: OMG! Run sir Run!!!!
Shayne: *Whispers* He cant! he's fat!
Inessa: OMG! Roll sir Roll!!!!
Shayne: ROLL!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Standing outside MidV)
Leela: A Mosquito gave me a love bite *scratches neck*
Kyren: *Whispers* I gave shana!
Shayne: Hahahahahahahahaha!!!
(walking on the beach in PD)
Shayne: Kyren did you know your ugly?
Kyren: Shayne did you know your fat?
*dies laughing*
(Jeanette dances to whole miley cyrus song)
Michelle: Hannah montana Freak!
*dies laughing*
(sitting in the room in the dark)
Leela: Eh White girl! Tell us some Irish ghost story's
Roisin: irish people are the lamest we dont have ghost stories!
Leela: tell us about a leprichaun story
Shayne: haha...
Roisin: owh!! My dad hung out with a banshee the other day...
*Dies laughing*
(playing the word game in the dark (everyone says a word to make a sentence)
Shaun: Aunty Tessy (aunty tessy is kinda BIG xd)
Roisin: Wait! who's tessy?!
Shayne: vanessa's mum!
Roisin: GOD! Eats...
Sasha: Whales....
*everyone dies laughing*
2nd round...
Shayne: aunty Tessy
Michelle: eats...
Leela: everything...
Sasha: Inside...
Roisin: Including Pelatapussy! XD
*Dies laughing*
3rd round...
Roisin: Ok wait start again... Aunty Tessy...
Leela: Eats...
Michelle: Anything...
Sasha: With...
Roisin: *Hyperly* Pelatapusssyyy....heee... XD
*everyone dies laughing*
Leela: No wait! Eats.. HER.. Daughters...
Roisin: Pelatapussy!! XD!!
*dies laughing again*
4th round...
Shayne: Can we start again and NO pelatapussy!
Leela: The word Pelatapussy is now oficially like banned!
Shayne: Ok... Aunty Tessy...
Michelle: eats...
Sasha: WHAT? Eats again?!!! *everyone laughs* ... ok... Anything...
Leela: And...
Roisin: PussyPlat...
*Everyone falls to the floor laughing*
Janus: My japanese frens name is Itchybawa kasi-garu
Sasha: HUH?! Itchy Bawah Kasi Garu?!!!?!
*Dies laughing*
(Hiding from loh and sham behind a tree in the park, Thejas peeks from behind the tree and they see him)
Thejas:Owh shit! They saw me!
Shayne: Youre wearing red la u basket, watya expect?!!
Thejas: Yeah coz black really blends in ryte... (Im wearing black)
Michelle: Durh! he's a tree!
Shayne: Hahahahahhahaha....
(In shams house)
Shayne: Im a virgin...
Nalin: really?
Shayne: no...
*Shana dies laughing* (I really am a virgin ok XD)
(Sham gets up from club chair)
Sham: *whispers* Can you see my auntie??
Shayne: No! i cant see your auntie.
Sham: what auntie? I said Undies!
*Shayne dies laughing*
Sham: Stop Chewing gum It can kill!
Shayne: Kill what??!
Sham: Im not sure... YET!
*shayne dies laughing*
Sham: I Look constipated when I do this (Puts hands on face)
Shayne: Yeah you do look constipated.
Sham: What do you know about constipated?!! U like to shit alot ryte?!!
*Dies laughing*
Sham: Owh this table cloth mathes my shirt!
(shana looks at her shirt)
Sham: owh no! Not this shirt!
*shayne dies laughing*
(shayne and chee ho bitching about padmini)
Chee Ho: She should tell Kong kong off la! why she so like dat?
Shayne: Thats wat! This Padmini arr!
(Padmini walks behind us)
Padmini: Eh! Wat ya'll talking about me all! Bitching about me behind my back!
Shayne: No la! We said youre a really preety gurl with amazing talent..
Padmini: Owh yess arr! so nice of ya'll
(Padmini walks off)
*Shayne and Chee Ho dies laughing* (Now u knw the truth babe!XD)
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People! aku shayne and this b ma blog! have fun going thru it but please la dont be idiotic retarded mind blowing assholes and bitch about watever's in here k! like the old blog! why ya think I abandoned it! fuckers!lol anyway... enjoy reading and lookin at the pictures... but whatever u read here stays here! otherwise ima b a very pissed Eurasian Buhbyes. ~ Shayne Out ~

B R A D Y B U N C H
The Pieces of [MY] puzzle
Ok let me break it down for you... This be the Brady Bunch...
starting with the bestfren
Mark Trevor Gomez
yea Peterpan Poyo over there....
But wateva it is, Ima b by his shortass side forever man LOL....
ok...And now moving on to the sad part of my life.... my sister....
Shanadel Especkerman *demonic music*
1 way 2 say 3 words 4 you... youre... EVIL BEYOND EVIL.

Okok.. enough of Mandingo over there.. lets move on to
Loh Seong Yew
basically Loloh only does two things...
1) Eat...
He's North Korean by the way! LOL!
Next, Shamita Rajah...
Aneroxic, 15 and psychotic =)
(Shes 3 inches in diameter)
Trust me aite! dat aint cute!! u knw wat... this picture needs editing!
C O L L E G E
March & April wheezers
Muahahaha... Mah March wheezers x)))
Padmini Karunakaran
1st time I saw her I tot she was the bitchiest bitch on earth...
Perfect Hair.. Not 1 strand out of place!
Owh... well.. besides being my driver...
She's my IKEA & Petaling Street shopping partner =)
I Love her
But I dont love her for chopping all her goddamned hair off!
Cant u tell im not happy?!
nvm I can fix dat!
Yeah babeyh x)
Now moving on to the next person...
Stephanie Koh
Trust me... diva in Chinese version!
ONE basically this section is really random. TWO like it's seriously up to you what you want to have here. THREE like maybe a short-term and long-term goals section. FOUR or some pictures maybe?. FIVE or it could be say, the top whatever songs in your ipod/itunes/etc right now. SIX you could also have a wishlist with pictures attached if you like online shopping. SEVEN heh heh. maybe someone will get you something :X EIGHT it could also be a recommendation section? NINE like maybe good movies/songs/places to shop at :D TEN oh this would also work as a sort of announcement section. ELEVEN like any urgent things you want your readers to know. TWELVE or if you're the type, you could put disclaimers here. THIRTEEN or this could be an advertisements section. FOURTEEN like for your friend's blogshop or something? FIFTEEN basically, just be creative and personalize this skin to suit you.
basically just stuff you need to do, like homework and projects. or you could change this to any other stuff you want yeah?
tagboard codes here yo.
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RANDOM FACTS
well, i am 15 years old, aren't i?
ONE basically this section is really random. TWO like it's seriously up to you what you want to have here. THREE like maybe a short-term and long-term goals section. FOUR or some pictures maybe?. FIVE or it could be say, the top whatever songs in your ipod/itunes/etc right now. SIX you could also have a wishlist with pictures attached if you like online shopping. SEVEN heh heh. maybe someone will get you something :X EIGHT it could also be a recommendation section? NINE like maybe good movies/songs/places to shop at :D TEN oh this would also work as a sort of announcement section. ELEVEN like any urgent things you want your readers to know. TWELVE or if you're the type, you could put disclaimers here. THIRTEEN or this could be an advertisements section. FOURTEEN like for your friend's blogshop or something? FIFTEEN basically, just be creative and personalize this skin to suit you.
T O D O L I S T
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basically just stuff you need to do, like homework and projects. or you could change this to any other stuff you want yeah?
T A G B O A R D
yakkity yak yak
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.:: Funnay!! ::.
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