Yes Mel, padmini, roisin (ur white so it means ur blonde as well=)) and to all the other blonde ppls I love... heres some jokes makin fun of ur species x)
A gorgoues young redhead goes into the doctors office and said that her body hurts wherever she touched it. "Imposible!" says the doctor!. Show me!. So the redhead took her finger pushed on her left shoulder And screamed!, then she pushed her elbow and again she screamed!, She pushed her knee and screamed even more! and likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed once again. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor leaned foward and said "Your not really a redhead are you?", "No, im really a blonde" said the redhead. "thought so" said the doctor... "your finger's broken".
A red head and a blonde are sitting in a bar, when the redhead say's "I slept with a brazilian man" and the blonde goes "OMG YOU SLUT! How many is a Brazilian???"
Theres a blonde and a brunette in a bar. Theyre watching the news with a man who's about to jump off a building. The brunette goes up to the blonde, "I bet you 50 he jumps!" The blonde says ok. He jumps, the blonde pulls out her wallet and takes out a 50, but the brunette goes, " No, I cant take this money. I watched this clip a while ago, I knew he jumped" And the blonde goes, "yeah me too! but i'd never thought he'll do it again".
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating, so she goes to a store and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and kicks the door down and true enough, her boyfriend was in the arms of a brunette. Well, the blonde was angry so she opens her purse and takes the gun out but she is overcome with sadness, so she points it to her head
The boyfriend yells: "No Hunny Dont do it!!"
The blonde replies: "Shutup! Your next!"
Theres a redhead, a brunette and a blonde, so there are 100 doors and behind each door is a joke, once they laugh they loose the game. The redhead starts laughing at 25, the brunette at 50 but the blonde gets at the 100th door and bursts out laughing before the joke even started. the man behind the door says "But I havent told you my joke yet" the blonde says "Owh I know, thing is I just got the first 1"
A guy hires a blonde to paint his porch and he tells her to come round the back when shes done to let him know. 30 minutes later the blonde comes round the back and the guy goes "whoah that was really fast" the blonde replies "Thanks! owh, by the way, its not a porch its a BMW"
A Brunette girl is standing on a busy sidewalk yeling 25!25!25!, A blonde girl comes up to her and decides to join in. The Brunette girl then says "Hey its much funner if you did that on the streets" so the blonde girl walks into the middle of the streets but got hit and died. The Brunette girl then starts shouting 26!26!26!
A man walks into a bathroom to find a small leprachaun using it as well, the man asks for 3 wishes. First, he asked for a million dollars and the leprachaun said "it will be there when you get home". Next, the man asked for a beautiful wife, the leprachaun said when you get home there will be the most beautiful woman waiting for you. Lastly, the man asked for bigger balls. The leprachaun said "sure but only if you make love to me first" and the man agreed. So while they were making love the man said "Icant believe im making love to a leprachaun" then the leprachaun said "Icant belive you thought I was a leprachaun."
Yeah the last 1 wasnt a blonde joke but it was funnay aite! LOL! My blog my wish mah! x) ok... its freakin almost 4a.m and My wisdom tooth is freakin killin me... yeah an 18 year old who's teethin, I start chewing on everything man! how atractive is dat x) but anyway your mum complained! she said I hurt her, but seriously I tot with having kids and all that she'd already be used to people chewing on her nip*some text missing*
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.:: Shayne Especkerman ::.
click on the bars, each bar is different, singular pink bar for the blog posts
S H A Y N E
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People! aku shayne and this b ma blog! have fun going thru it but please la dont be idiotic retarded mind blowing assholes and bitch about watever's in here k! like the old blog! why ya think I abandoned it! fuckers!lol anyway... enjoy reading and lookin at the pictures... but whatever u read here stays here! otherwise ima b a very pissed Eurasian Buhbyes. ~ Shayne Out ~
B R A D Y B U N C H
The Pieces of [MY] puzzle
Ok let me break it down for you... This be the Brady Bunch...
starting with the bestfren
Mark Trevor Gomez
yea Peterpan Poyo over there....
4 foot 3inches of cold hard poyoness! yeap!! trust me...
take it from the bestfren...
but he's nice la *distorted face*
Did I mention he's the biggest blurass ive met??
But wateva it is, Ima b by his shortass side forever man LOL....
ok...And now moving on to the sad part of my life.... my sister....
Shanadel Especkerman *demonic music*
1 way 2 say 3 words 4 you... youre... EVIL BEYOND EVIL.
Yeap! the devil wears Prada alryte... kill me....
Alryte, And we now move onto the Filipino... *calls immigration office*
Ranessa Jacyntha
ok... three things about a filipino... 1) They love makeup
2) They love sleeping...
3) They can sing
yyeeaa... just ask Nelly fart-tornado over there...
Is it me or does she have freakishly similar looks to Kat Deluna?!
Spot 3 similarities...
I win... x)
Owh ryte... the same way Mark is very similar to Ultraman...
spot 3 similarities here....
I win... again x)) Next moving on to that malay idiot who's ego could fill up two football feilds.
Norman Iskandar
He's so egoistic he thinks he's like a step lower than queen Elizabeth o smthn...
owh... have u noticed he does this confused constipated face whenever he takes pictures?!
Owh and he think's he's Lady gaga btw...
Okok.. enough of Mandingo over there.. lets move on to
Loh Seong Yew
basically Loloh only does two things...
1) Eat...
And Sleep
He's North Korean by the way! LOL!
Next, Shamita Rajah...
Aneroxic, 15 and psychotic =)
(Shes 3 inches in diameter)
As I said... Anaroxic, 15 & Psychotic
Rajvinder Singh!!!
He makes being Punjabi seem cool XD
He's got the most nicknames... and only coz he's punjabi!
Singh-anator, Super Singh,
Turbanator, Turbantron(he can transform into an indian)
And did u know dat all punjabi's come with a punjabi radar...
Its like a package deal... they know wen other Punjabi's are near... HOW COOL!
Dont play k! Raj is Uber cool!
Owh yeaaa... we left out the extra...(god were evil XD)
Colin Andrew Gomez
owh.. pfft how to describe colin??? hahahaha!!
2 words... short and demonic.
owh and dont call him fat k... he PMS's! LOL!
Trust me aite! dat aint cute!! u knw wat... this picture needs editing!
Yeap... much betta alryte x)
And thats about it from this side...
Now click on the top most blue bar for the breakdown of the college peops x)
C O L L E G E
March & April wheezers
Muahahaha... Mah March wheezers x)))
Padmini Karunakaran
1st time I saw her I tot she was the bitchiest bitch on earth...
Perfect Hair.. Not 1 strand out of place!
Owh... well.. besides being my driver...
She's my IKEA & Petaling Street shopping partner =)
I Love her
But I dont love her for chopping all her goddamned hair off!
Cant u tell im not happy?!
nvm I can fix dat!
Yeah babeyh x)
Now moving on to the next person...
Stephanie Koh
Trust me... diva in Chinese version!
ONE basically this section is really random. TWO like it's seriously up to you what you want to have here. THREE like maybe a short-term and long-term goals section. FOUR or some pictures maybe?. FIVE or it could be say, the top whatever songs in your ipod/itunes/etc right now. SIX you could also have a wishlist with pictures attached if you like online shopping. SEVEN heh heh. maybe someone will get you something :X EIGHT it could also be a recommendation section? NINE like maybe good movies/songs/places to shop at :D TEN oh this would also work as a sort of announcement section. ELEVEN like any urgent things you want your readers to know. TWELVE or if you're the type, you could put disclaimers here. THIRTEEN or this could be an advertisements section. FOURTEEN like for your friend's blogshop or something? FIFTEEN basically, just be creative and personalize this skin to suit you.
basically just stuff you need to do, like homework and projects. or you could change this to any other stuff you want yeah?
tagboard codes here yo.
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Owh... well.. besides being my driver...
She's my IKEA & Petaling Street shopping partner =)
I Love her
But I dont love her for chopping all her goddamned hair off!
Cant u tell im not happy?!
nvm I can fix dat!
Yeah babeyh x)
Now moving on to the next person...
Stephanie Koh
Trust me... diva in Chinese version!
F I F T E E N
RANDOM FACTS
RANDOM FACTS
well, i am 15 years old, aren't i?
ONE basically this section is really random. TWO like it's seriously up to you what you want to have here. THREE like maybe a short-term and long-term goals section. FOUR or some pictures maybe?. FIVE or it could be say, the top whatever songs in your ipod/itunes/etc right now. SIX you could also have a wishlist with pictures attached if you like online shopping. SEVEN heh heh. maybe someone will get you something :X EIGHT it could also be a recommendation section? NINE like maybe good movies/songs/places to shop at :D TEN oh this would also work as a sort of announcement section. ELEVEN like any urgent things you want your readers to know. TWELVE or if you're the type, you could put disclaimers here. THIRTEEN or this could be an advertisements section. FOURTEEN like for your friend's blogshop or something? FIFTEEN basically, just be creative and personalize this skin to suit you.
T O D O L I S T
this should be useful
basically just stuff you need to do, like homework and projects. or you could change this to any other stuff you want yeah?
T A G B O A R D
yakkity yak yak
tagboard codes here yo.
.:: To all ma blonde frens out der... HAHAHAHA to yall! x) ::.
1:50 AM - Thursday, July 23, 2009
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