Ok so I heard today that this malay tudung chick who was obviously dumb-er than any blonde u could find on this earth gt more freakin A's then I did in SPM! Like what the shit man! She could barely count to 10 in english before goin all "Owh soree ye... apa lepas nombor "one" hehe?" yea! fucking bitch probably slept with the damn Markers or smthn! Like seriously man! Fucking racial country! U answer me la! which other damn countryin the world marks ur damn race down! as part of a form-fill-up for a national exam! FUCK U! and seriously Pizza hut??? So padmini and all came over that day and we ordered pizza and the dude on the fone after confirming our order went... "so... race indian is it" and Im like WTF DOES MY FUCKING RACE HAVE TO DO WITH ORDERING DAMN PIZZA MAN?!! damn effed wei! Owh p.s All NON malays are charged tax whereas the Malays arent! Isint that so fucking racial! why u think our country cant fucking come up to the standards of even Singapore?!! were still known as a FUCKING THIRD WORLD COUNTRY! and let me give u examples of other third world countries: Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan and India! Yes! were known to be as low as them! And then to those fucked up men and women who constantly cry on fucking TV3 asking for damn money coz u live in a damn kampung hse and cant afford to bring up ur three hundred and forty six kids! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Why the fuck get more than 1 damn kid if u cant even fucking feed ur damn self! If youre so fucking gatal for batang then fucking use a C.O.N.D.O.M man! Like wtf! havent u dumb assholes heard of a damn rubber b4 arr?! sick fucks! dats wat u guys knw hw to do anyway! Marry 4 times to seperate women and flood the nation with mre stupid ppl of ur damn kind! Im not discriminating all malays o muslim ppl! Ive gt loads of muslim frens and i do not... i repeat DO NOT have a problem with muslim ppl but this is to jst to those special kind who sadly Flood fucking Malaysia! and Hello! So wtf if I wanna marry a muslim chick?! does dat mean ive gotta leave my damn religion?!! Like fuck u man! which part of ur quaran says that I have to leave my religion to marry the woman I love! FUCKING MAN MADE LAWS MAN! owh and best part is, after I convert to muslim... when I die, My parents who are non muslims are not allowed to attend my funeral or as a matter of fact even allowed TO TOUCH MY BODY. Yes... My own mother or father is not allowed to kiss their son or daughter goodbye for the last time just coz their non muslim! yea.. directly after u die, more songkok'ed men who have nothing else better to do in thier lives come to your hse to claim your body... and yes... they dnt know u for adams and their carrying ur body away! awesome! owh and recently 2 muslim men went into church and took the "bread" went outside the church and spat it out ryte after that, took pictures and posted it on their muslim magazine and started talking smack about chritianity! Hey bastards how would u like it if i came into ur mosque dressed like one of yall and started break dancing on ur damn altar o smthn! Or switched ur Loud music dat u love to shout at fucking 5 in the morning to some damn Timbaland CD! Ok 1 question! Why the fuck do ya'll have to shout ur damn prayers to the damn world! u dont have to u knw! I think ur muslim "brothers" should damn well know wen their suppose to damn pray! U dont have to anounce it on loud speaker to FOR EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY! and wtf is with Form 4 and Form 5 Sejarah man! 1 way 2 say 2 words 4 you. FUCK YOU. I dont wanna learn about no Allah S.A.W I knw he be ur god and all but Seriously is dat really a COMPULSORY LEARNING SUBJECT?!?!! urm... Reality check wen u bring in allah, ur bringin in religion! this aint no Mosque fuckers its damn skool ok! Suckass! Why dont ya'll play fair and fucking teach about Jesus O buddha den huh??! Dumbasses! and yea... real fair wei! the muslim men can marry 4 fucking times to different women whereas the women can only mary ONCE... How awesome are you guys wei! Racial AND Sexist! u guys rock! and excuse me! so what if the muslims dnt wanna fast on Puasa month or if they want to drink alcohol?! RELIGION IS PERSONAL FUCKERS! you dont have to go around aresting ppl for eating! LEAVE.THEM.BE P.S ours is the only country that does so! Fuck im 17 years old and I can see this shit hapenin! i damn well pity my parents and every other non malay in this country! And I fucking swear I know I look damn malay! but If 1 more old songkok man white beard like osama comes up to me ONE MORE damn time and asks me why Im eating during the damn fasting month I am gonna bang the damn table and yell at that fucker that I AM NOT FUCKING MUSLIM! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!! Like Wtf man! And yea Im preety sure u guys know about Malaysias best achievement... sendin that gay dude into space and back... urm... hello? SO FUCKING WHAT?!!? U used the countries money! Millions of dollars! Just to send some malay guy into damn space and come back down! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!! What was the fucking point of dat???! WASTED MONEY! I swear la! we live in a shit awesome country! Even our countries name is racial! MALAY-sia! like fuck man! we have chinese and indians here too u knw! well... dat makes India a real racial country as well x)) But WTF la im talkin abt us here! why would we wanna compare ourself to India for anyway! Its a fucking 3rd world country! Malaysia truly asia my ass la!
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People! aku shayne and this b ma blog! have fun going thru it but please la dont be idiotic retarded mind blowing assholes and bitch about watever's in here k! like the old blog! why ya think I abandoned it! fuckers!lol anyway... enjoy reading and lookin at the pictures... but whatever u read here stays here! otherwise ima b a very pissed Eurasian Buhbyes. ~ Shayne Out ~
B R A D Y B U N C H
The Pieces of [MY] puzzle
Ok let me break it down for you... This be the Brady Bunch...
starting with the bestfren
Mark Trevor Gomez
yea Peterpan Poyo over there....
4 foot 3inches of cold hard poyoness! yeap!! trust me...
take it from the bestfren...
but he's nice la *distorted face*
Did I mention he's the biggest blurass ive met??
But wateva it is, Ima b by his shortass side forever man LOL....
ok...And now moving on to the sad part of my life.... my sister....
Shanadel Especkerman *demonic music*
1 way 2 say 3 words 4 you... youre... EVIL BEYOND EVIL.
Yeap! the devil wears Prada alryte... kill me....
Alryte, And we now move onto the Filipino... *calls immigration office*
Ranessa Jacyntha
ok... three things about a filipino... 1) They love makeup
2) They love sleeping...
3) They can sing
yyeeaa... just ask Nelly fart-tornado over there...
Is it me or does she have freakishly similar looks to Kat Deluna?!
Spot 3 similarities...
I win... x)
Owh ryte... the same way Mark is very similar to Ultraman...
spot 3 similarities here....
I win... again x)) Next moving on to that malay idiot who's ego could fill up two football feilds.
Norman Iskandar
He's so egoistic he thinks he's like a step lower than queen Elizabeth o smthn...
owh... have u noticed he does this confused constipated face whenever he takes pictures?!
Owh and he think's he's Lady gaga btw...
Okok.. enough of Mandingo over there.. lets move on to
Loh Seong Yew
basically Loloh only does two things...
1) Eat...
And Sleep
He's North Korean by the way! LOL!
Next, Shamita Rajah...
Aneroxic, 15 and psychotic =)
(Shes 3 inches in diameter)
As I said... Anaroxic, 15 & Psychotic
Rajvinder Singh!!!
He makes being Punjabi seem cool XD
He's got the most nicknames... and only coz he's punjabi!
Singh-anator, Super Singh,
Turbanator, Turbantron(he can transform into an indian)
And did u know dat all punjabi's come with a punjabi radar...
Its like a package deal... they know wen other Punjabi's are near... HOW COOL!
Dont play k! Raj is Uber cool!
Owh yeaaa... we left out the extra...(god were evil XD)
Colin Andrew Gomez
owh.. pfft how to describe colin??? hahahaha!!
2 words... short and demonic.
owh and dont call him fat k... he PMS's! LOL!
Trust me aite! dat aint cute!! u knw wat... this picture needs editing!
Yeap... much betta alryte x)
And thats about it from this side...
Now click on the top most blue bar for the breakdown of the college peops x)
C O L L E G E
March & April wheezers
Muahahaha... Mah March wheezers x)))
Padmini Karunakaran
1st time I saw her I tot she was the bitchiest bitch on earth...
Perfect Hair.. Not 1 strand out of place!
Owh... well.. besides being my driver...
She's my IKEA & Petaling Street shopping partner =)
I Love her
But I dont love her for chopping all her goddamned hair off!
Cant u tell im not happy?!
nvm I can fix dat!
Yeah babeyh x)
Now moving on to the next person...
Stephanie Koh
Trust me... diva in Chinese version!
ONE basically this section is really random. TWO like it's seriously up to you what you want to have here. THREE like maybe a short-term and long-term goals section. FOUR or some pictures maybe?. FIVE or it could be say, the top whatever songs in your ipod/itunes/etc right now. SIX you could also have a wishlist with pictures attached if you like online shopping. SEVEN heh heh. maybe someone will get you something :X EIGHT it could also be a recommendation section? NINE like maybe good movies/songs/places to shop at :D TEN oh this would also work as a sort of announcement section. ELEVEN like any urgent things you want your readers to know. TWELVE or if you're the type, you could put disclaimers here. THIRTEEN or this could be an advertisements section. FOURTEEN like for your friend's blogshop or something? FIFTEEN basically, just be creative and personalize this skin to suit you.
basically just stuff you need to do, like homework and projects. or you could change this to any other stuff you want yeah?
tagboard codes here yo.
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Owh... well.. besides being my driver...
She's my IKEA & Petaling Street shopping partner =)
I Love her
But I dont love her for chopping all her goddamned hair off!
Cant u tell im not happy?!
nvm I can fix dat!
Yeah babeyh x)
Now moving on to the next person...
Stephanie Koh
Trust me... diva in Chinese version!
F I F T E E N
RANDOM FACTS
RANDOM FACTS
well, i am 15 years old, aren't i?
ONE basically this section is really random. TWO like it's seriously up to you what you want to have here. THREE like maybe a short-term and long-term goals section. FOUR or some pictures maybe?. FIVE or it could be say, the top whatever songs in your ipod/itunes/etc right now. SIX you could also have a wishlist with pictures attached if you like online shopping. SEVEN heh heh. maybe someone will get you something :X EIGHT it could also be a recommendation section? NINE like maybe good movies/songs/places to shop at :D TEN oh this would also work as a sort of announcement section. ELEVEN like any urgent things you want your readers to know. TWELVE or if you're the type, you could put disclaimers here. THIRTEEN or this could be an advertisements section. FOURTEEN like for your friend's blogshop or something? FIFTEEN basically, just be creative and personalize this skin to suit you.
T O D O L I S T
this should be useful
basically just stuff you need to do, like homework and projects. or you could change this to any other stuff you want yeah?
T A G B O A R D
yakkity yak yak
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