Ester: Adam and Eve...
Bin: They were from the apple garden ryte?!
Joshua, Ester & Shayne: WTF! APPLE GARDEN?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHA!!!
*continued laughing till lecturer gt irritated and told us to SHH*
*Sasha tellin me a story*
Carol: Babe, do u have infrared in ur fone?
Bell: Owh, Avril lavignes new song arr?!
*Shayne bursts out laughing*
*Michelle tellin me a story*
Michelle: I wanna go up to the luggage ppl in KLIA and tell them in an apek accent "You dont tell anyone arr! inside here got bomb"
*Shayne laughs and accidentally hits his head on the piano*
*In class, Hani drops her fone*
Hani: OwhMakEngkauKambing
Pree: You calling my mother a cow isit?!?!!
Shayne: Pree... kambing is goat.
*Everyone starts laughing*
*Stupid number sms's me dis morning at 2am*
0124801141: Hey watsup?
Shayne: err...im good... who's dis?
0124801141: I live in Kelana Jaya, people call me by my cute name *something* what is your name?
* Ok guys i deleted that 1 sms he sent me so ima sms him back and tell u his name in a min! LOL! But at this point im like... ok... ryte.... ur cute name... got it.*
Shayne: im Shayne, and im 18... How did u get my number?
0124801141: Well it was a big story. But speaking my mind i come across your number when browsing my phone list.
*Now im like, Owh jesus... im suppose to believe dat*
Shayne: urm... ok cool so dude... I think your looking for a chick, coz u sound like it. Im a dude.
0124801141: Ok actually, I ask god for a preety girls number and he gave me this number :)
*now im thinkin of words to describe this dude... Desperado, dramatic, complete retard, posible pedophile, could b stalker & God speaks to him... Kill me*
Shayne: HAHAHA! well bro, im soree dude but i aint a preety GURL
0124801141: Dont worry girl you dont know well about yourself i guess :)have you heard about the saying dont judge a book by its cover.
*Holy virgin mary mother of god... this dude thinks im a chick... and now he's givin me proverbs at 2.30 in the fuking morning... fuck my life*
Shayne: no no bro! u dont understand.... im NOT A PREETY GURL
0124801141:Dont worry then i am not a handsome guy as well
*Our father in heaven holy be your name, thy kingdom come, thy will be..... FUCKER! IM NOT A CHICK LAAAA!!!! SHIT WEI! 2.30 IN THE MORNING WEI!!!*
*types "Bro! Im a guy la! not a girl and im not pree...
*Cancels msg and goes to sleep*
0124801141: So got a bf?
*Dont reply*
0124801141: Hello mizz why dont reply? did i send something wrong?
*Dont reply*
*Next morning in class*
0124801141: Hello miz wat happen x reply?
*sent him msg coz i forgot his name to finish my blog post*
Shayne: hey urm dude, wats ur name agn?
0124801141: Vimal, y ah?
*yes vimal... very very cute name... u knw wat, thinkin abt it... I can use this guy wei! for future blog posts! sounds like a plan! LOL... i am mean*
*Another number sms's me in class*
019 smthn smthn: Sexy Stripper -Joshua-
*Looks at josh next to me and bursts out laughing*
*Went to the park with Grandma and saw this*
This woman was doing exercise in her purple dress in the middle of a playground and she was literally flying on the walker thing k... she was like bionic woman o smthn...

OK REMEMBER LA THEN! ASKING ME FOR WAT?!!!
haih... this is when u decide to play ball in a house with a coconut tree... sad.