Shana: Dad... wat did u tell dat guy?
Dad: owh i told him he was ugly...
*spits food out and laughs*
*got a text from some random number*
0166002252: hi christie here im sorry cant make it for d interview cz got jobwork at outstation
*I replied nt knowing who it was*
Shayne: Owh its ok... ur fired.
*shana dies laughing*
*at project auction,ugly cheerleader on auction gives a speech on y we shld buy her*
ugly cheerleader girl: If u buy me i'll cheer u up wen ur down
*Looks at padmini and both dies laughing*
*in the park looking after my cousins*
Indian aunty next to me: *Looks at watch* AYOOOH!! Amma!!
*shocks the shit out of me*
Indian aunty next to me: Ayyoo! i have to go! amma getting laid!! amma getting laid!!
*stops iPod music and takes earphones off*
Shayne: Excuse me Aunty what?
Indian aunty next to me: Owh! haha... no la boy aunty is LATE already...
Shayne: Owh ryte late... *nods head and puts iPod on* *thinks: Thank! God!*
*talkin to my really excited aunty trying to tell me abt her chain dat gt snatched*
Aunty clara: And then!! he!!! he!! grabed my shnail!!
Shayne: HUH?! Grabbed ur shnail!!
*everyone bursts out laughing... she accidentaly mixed snatch and chain together coz she was so excited*
*talkin to roisin*
Roisin: Owh my gawd I just hate her so much la!
Shayne: what is wrong with that woman la?!!
Roisin: I dont know la! she's just got a sour pussy!
*rolls on the bed laughing*
Roisin: no what? really... its sour!
*rolls off bed laughing*
*Steph told me melissa had period cramps so she's moody*
Shayne: Babe its ok la...
Melissa: It hurts la!!!
Shayne: chill! shit happens la k!
Melissa: Huh? no! its not shit la! its period!
*smacks forehead*
*imagined meeting someone new*
Shayne: Hi =)
Some1 new: Hello =))
Shayne: so... when did u get ur period?
*funnayh thought! thnks miss su! LOL*
*reading signs in a thai restraunt (open the picture to read)*
*went to my godmothers house & saw a statue... tot it was too vulgar LOL*
Now doesnt she look less revealing?! XD! StupidIndianBitch! LOL!
*walked to the park near grandmas hse... with a fren*
What.A.Coincedence... or was it x))) LOL!
Next posts are gonna beee =))
a) Yeap yeap! I felt it aite!

b) So the very drama! LOL

c) All the new things x))
stay tuned x))