.:: Piece[s] Of My Puzzl[e] ::.

2009-11-30T20:38:00.039+08:00

Ma blogs under renovation but who gives 2 fucks anyway, im cutting all my 30 posts short to say dis to u, ur an atention seeking playa who's honestly going for the wrong fucking guy. Sympathy? hahaha! its the last thing anyone should b giving u! take it from me ok! the fucking damage u did to him, and me having to stand der and watch my bestfren crumble killed me ok! it took me months to get him over u, but that idiot still went back for second rounds, yea! he didint listen to me and told me to "be happy for him", fucking hell i wasnt happy! but offcorse, as the bestfren, I put up with ur shit and once again watched my bestfren crumble in tears. u knw wat? fuck u! running?? babe, jst run straight out of his life pls! do us all a favour and do ur damn 100 meter o 200 meter shit wtv u cal it and jst pecut out of here pls! IM NEVER making the same mistake in telling him its ok to try again! hahaha reverse back to 2009? hell yea bitch i would! straight to the part wer he wanted to go back the 2nd time... my answer should have been no! I should have done dis last year! and u knw wat? im nt forcing him to do shit! its all his decision! he doesnt want u! and dats wat u get for hurting ppl like dat! dont try to sympathise by telling everyone dat u had family problems and shit! if u think ur the only one going through a hard time with ur family, fucking think again! and honestly, the point of ur blog is plainly to gain sympathy from ur readers! i gt a few sugestions for u... number 1. Grow fucking up! number 2. Grow fucking up and number 3. GROW FUCKING UP! ur just a stupid playa who cant stick to 1 guy, u gt a whole list of dudes who u flinged with man! if playing dudes out was a sport, bitch u'd b on top! hahah! burnt u like colgate on skin? u shld have seen d damage u did to both me and him back in 09! colgate would b heaven compared to wat u put us both through! u dont have a bestfren! ur bestfrens are sad excuses! u wanna see a good example of 2 bestfrens? take a good look ryte here! I stood by him all the while, suffered for 7 fucking months... Puffy eyes? hahahah! join the club! u hurt him, and by watching him die, u hurt me, and then watching him go back to u, smashed me and then finally watching him crumble again... yea dat killed me... u dont deserve a person like him! u never did! u passed by his house and it hurt u??? imagine wat u did to me! memories hurt u wen u p[ass by places?? babe, once again... JOIN THE CLUB! well... he's smarter nw and he knows who to listen to, I jst hope it stays dat way! just so u knw, I had to jeapordise my relationship with my bestfren jst so dat he gt over u... I aint letting all dat go to waste! ur a waste! u really are... i feel sorry for the next inocent guy dat falls for ur "nice-ness". I dont know wat people see in u... jst so u knw... all u have is ur small bunch of frens which will stick by u... dats it... weve gt a whole bunch who would stick by him as well... I suggest u get ur "followers" to backoff in talkin to him about getting back together with u, coz honestly its pissing me fucking off... u havent seen me pissed off but trust me, u dont want to. U dont know wat im capable off and honestly dat would b my last resort to show u... get ur followers to stop bugging him or else ima start "bugging" them. and I dont bug with words. Stay away from my bestfren!... pick up the signs, read the PM's... oh... who the crap am I to control him??? hahaha u retarded downsyndromed prostitute, let me tel u who the crap am i... Im his bestfren, and I aint controling him... let me tel u dis, I was controling him back in 09 wen he wanted 2nd rounds... he didint listen to me nw did he?? yeah... he was stupid... so yea... if back in 09 he didint listen to me... y would he listen to me now... makes sence? if he really wanted u back, he would have gone back! i'll repeat it once more... u hurt me so bad... u hurt him so bad... but again ur nt the only one who acted happy to the rest of the world and put up a smile, I did too and so did he... his frens and me are here to backhim up and yes, were gonna stand by him... ur jst 1 gurl... hey take some advice k coz u obviously need it! Ur bf's and gf's wil come and go, ur bestfrens stay for life... yea... i was willing to give my bestfren up jst for him to get over u, it hurt me so bad to let my bestfren go... u wil never knw hw having a bestfren feels coz ur to bz backstabbing all of them. ima make a second post wen i come back. im nt done yet!

.:: Dinner in the club on Friday ::.

2009-11-08T23:05:00.023+08:00

Soree arr... no college photo's for this week... camera memory full from All American Rejects concert and im too lazy to upload em into the com x))... ok plain and simple, I met Mark, colin, sham, Jaivati and thejas for dinner on friday nite... I love irritating all of them with my philipino slang =) Ya'll know dart I lerp you prom they bottum op my art XD

While waiting for Mark, Sham and I decided to arm wrestle... she won XD

Ok more like I let her win bt shhhh x)

I broke her finger x))

Ooooooh nice 1 wei XD

He won... Honestly ;)

Looks like a poster for a hospital...

Play.With.Reflections... x)

Ok yea... about this picture... look at the back... yea.. behind the little girl XD... Mark's in a chair... ive gt light over his head... yea... I was interrogating him... well... at least I'd like to have thought that I succeeded in some way XD (I didint)

Then Sham and Jai left so I decided to arm wrestle both Mark and Colin at the same time... yea it was a tie... XD

U see the reflection towards the right of this photograph next to mark... yea the white thing... for 2 whole days Mark and I were freaking out thinking it was a ghost XD... shana looked at the picture 1 time and instantly said it was a reflection... Fuck My Life.

.:: All American Rejects concert ::.

2009-11-05T13:02:00.070+08:00

Ok continuation from... wait... why the fuck is this shit underlined?!?! I swear wen u post this, there betta not be no damn underlining! XD! K anyway so continuation... Left SKBD at 4pm with Mark, Anisha, Shana, Shamita, Loh, Jaivati, Norman... Wait.. 3 more felers... mark not replying me fast... Blady short bastard!...... ARR!! He replied! Haha... How Ironic! I type AAR bt din mean all american rejects pvvt! Ok im startin to crap edi.. god im weird. K lol Amirul, Ben & Izzat... so we got to Shams place and the guys all went to the guest room... the gurls went... well... I wouldnt know la ryte... Or do I ;) *wink wink* XD!(No mark nothing wrong with my eye) k so anyway in the room der was some weird dilema coz everyone wanted to bathe bt there was no time so they jst ended up using Sham's deoderant (Now u knw sham) XD! well... at least the deoderant was french... Pronounced as mother gatal.. XD! k so met this gurl name ashleen shes reeeeaaalll nice. Anyway practically the whole damn way I was giving Sanjiv directions on how to get to the stadium via train.. wait wait wait... its time for the funny convos part XD:

*Norman laughs at my joke*
Norman: HAHAHAHAH where did u find this guy la?!
Mark: Bandar Sri Damansara
Shayne: Somewhere near Puchong.
Norman: HAHAHAHAHA! Damn funny... where did u find this guy la?!

Norman: Ditch mark be my bestfren
Mark: Eh! Eh EH!!!
Norman: Fuck u!
Shayne: *grinds teeth while talkin* pppaarreennttss in the caaarr....
Mark: Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyou
Shayne: *tryna cover up* Err... Duck u duck u duck u
*Dies laughing*

Wen we FINALLY got there (thnks uncle dev) and bumped into Janus and his gf... owh... lemme jst get clear who I bumped into throughout the entire nite...
1)Janus
2)His gf
3)Nathaniel
4)Shaun Thomas
5)Ashtin
6)Joshua
7)Carleen
8)Roy/colin (theyre twins I couldnt tell who I bumped into) XD
9) Cathleen
10) Brendons sister

Weird thing is the people I knew who were there and planned to meet them... I neva met them... Instead half of them got called on stage haha! so im soree Leela,Tasha,Melodie,Ruth & Kyren.
kk.. Ima continue... LOL! so we managed to get Sanjiv into the place and passed him his ticket... then we went to buy drinks... 8 cans for RM5... I paid RM5 and took 16 cans XD! it was too bz he din notice XD so anyway the rest of the night was basically jumping and screaming and yea... then this fat short chinese bastard kept head banging and jumping and yelling behind us which was iritating the mother fuck out of me

Fat chinese dog: OMFG WHO THE FUCK FARTED (he tot he was funny)
Shayne: Ur grandfather.
*everyone laughs*

Then at one point the fucka started jumping and I dont mean up and down bt all over the place and head banging and the fucka bumped into me and I hit everyone... I swear... Ive neva tried to hit some1 b4!... owh wait got la XD! But yea... In a looooong time man! After I fell I turned around saw this madafaking fat short son of a bitch jumping! I pushed him, shouted FUCKA! And put my fist out to punch him... after dat... yea... Ive neva had so many hands hold me back b4 XD! owh... the fucka stopped jumping XD! later on....

Fat chinese dog: Arch Enemy Rocks!!!!!
Mark: *turns around* Arch Enemy Sucks!!!!
Fat chinese dog: *mumbles something* Retarded!
*Mark turns around with madafaking angry scary shit Ima-beat-ur-mama-with-a-pink-flamingo face to whack him*
Shayne: *Holds mark back* Bro chill not worth it man!
Mark: You know... Arch enemy actually rocks... I lied coz i dont like him!
*HAHAHAHAHHAHAH*

Then I twisted a nescafe can into half and made a very very nice sharp, easy to cut, thinga majigga but instead I cut maself and it fell somewer... I wanted to do a walk-by-cutting if u knw wat I mean XD! Owh... Norman bro.. Im soree If I scared u shitless... Im not really this violent x)..(Wat an awesome first impression eh) k anyway during the concert, some ppl were called on stage... I spotted kyren and got the group to start cheering for him XD!

Shayne: OMG Shana dats KYREN!!!!!!
Mark: Who?
Shayne: Shana's ex Boyfriend...
Mark: Awkwwaarrddd....

LOL! yea and the singer from AAR kept saying... Glitta boy come up!.. It was only the day afta did I notice dat Glitta Boy was Keith chong! HAHAHAHAH!! so we all walked to the train station after the concert to head home... in the train a bee decided to fly into our cabin... everyone in the cabin was either screaming, ducking, running or screaming... in the end... some malay dude hit it and stepped on it... everyone cheered XD... mum picked some of us up from Masjid Jamek train station... met everyone at McD's in bangsar... sent sham home and the end. XD

On the way... 13 ppl... 1 car XD

Doesnt it look like norman jst slapped the shit out of anisha?! XD

Owh boy...

Looking for Sanjiv XD

And we finally made it XD

Kyren is 2nd last from left and keith is the 1 ryte in the middle XD

Sham, loh, Izzat (i think), Shana, Anisha, Ashleen and me gave up XD

And in the train station...

Ever seen everyone sit on the floor in a train station b4?! XD

It was all cool...

And then the bee flew in at 1 of the stops XD

Masjid Jamek train station... 12.30 smthn.

And then McD's x)) Awesome day...

They dont get any blur-err den dis XD

.:: SKBD Carnival ::.

2009-11-04T09:16:00.002+08:00

All American Rejects concert and the carnival was on the same day so Ima make two seperate posts =)) (The more the merier la!) XD! K anyway 1st got into school and met sham, then watched these kids do some cheerleading crap and watching one of them almost loose their wrist to the fan x))) Poor malay child. XD. Then sham ran away to god knows where the hell and then Mark popped up... he was using his Ultraman sunglasses... yea u'll see wat im talkin abt XD! OWH! Met Rachel as well for the 1st time... the 1st thing i did was spray the life out of her with the spray-eee thing... see picture number 2 XD! Raj won a prawn... no wait... its a lobster... god ony knows la k but he named it poncho XD! Freakin Mexican lobster LOL! Had breakfast at DeCanter

*Shayne Orders orange juice and orange juice comes*
*tastes orange juice*
Shayne: Owh fuck this taste like shit!
*passes to shana*
Shana: Owh Yuck!
*passes to mark*
*Mark does retarded face*
*passes to raj*
Raj: Eh! Ok what! it taste like normal orange juice!
*everyone quiet*
Raj: owh yuck! XD!

soree arr this post damn chin chai coz im tryna type as I rememba wat happen... OOHH! Then Colin Sprayed me... I dedicated half the time in the skool looking for him to spray him back... in the end, I ran out of spray so I jst carried him and messed his hair up instead x). Then Sham sprayed me and some psychotic malay datin woman shouted at us, I saw shams expression which was like sadening so I got pissed so I yelled back at the woman...

Woman: DONT SPRAY HERE PEOPLE ARE EATING!!!!!!! WHATISWRONGWITHYOU?!?!!?!
Shayne: OOOOO KKKKK LAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shana: WWHAATEEEVVAA!!!!
Woman: YOU GOT NO RESPECT FOR OLDER PEOPLE BLA BLA BLA...
Shayne: STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC! SHES JUST BEING FUCKING DRAMATIC!!!!
*Everyone stunned*

You couldnt believe hw happy I was =). LOL anyway Mark and I were cheering for Natasha's Futsal team, while sham and loh was cheering for the oposite team... they won =( But mark and I were Fucking chun k XD! People were laughing for some reason LOL! dunno la all I know was dat i was shouting random stuff... KICK THE BALL!!! RRUUUNN RUUUNN!!! Mark was like... The referee damn unfair ryte!!! GET OFF THE COURT! XD then someone kicked the ball and hit Natasha on the head XD! got some pictures with Sofia as well *winks at rachel* XD! met Norman and Brian... their preety cool. Met Niro as well, he was like "eh follow me I wanna go makan" so i went la... tiba-tiba while walkin this macha suddenly shouted at this malay feler "EH FUCKA U WANNA FIGHT ARR?! COME FIGHT LA!" I was like WTF-ing... the malay feler looked at him.. looked at me and walked away XD! fucka gt scared LOL! I looked at niro and went "popoursely ryte coz I look big u wanted to fight with him" XD but offcorse the shorty denied it... owh well XD! owh... then raj decided to spray me... as u see... these ppl all think dat I cant run... Put it to u dis way la k... I caught him and he ended up having more spray on him than he got on me =) Raj... I can run XD! Sofia... im soree I sprayed ur boobs... twice... I WAS NOT AIMING OK! THEY JST GOT IN THE WAY! XD! Left SKBD at like 4-ish with 13 ppl all cramped into 1 car... next post AAR concert.

I seeee Raaajjj XD

Lady! Thats what u get for spraying me! XD

Yeah i saw the food pricing XD

Do you see what I fucking mean?!! SEE THE RESEMBLENCE!!!

Poncho the mexican Lobster XD

Poor poncho... he had 100 plus, coffee and orange juice poured into the water.. he survived though XD

Photo of the day x) Moral of the story.... Mark dont keep underwear in the same bag u let shamita keep her makeup XD

How Rachel takes photographs...

*wink*

Trust me k... we were all dead tired even b4 the damn concert XD

Before Natasha's match.

Shayne, Rachel & Thejas SDN BHD XD

Dont i look reeaalll good? XD

Pffft!!

Nice XD

Ok... look at colin at the back... check out his spray... it goes from Very little to nothing XD

I liked it how Mark tried to pretend dat he couldnt hear wat anisha and I were saying... Kantoi bro i made u laugh XD

Damn clean XD

And dont I look good XD... mark... wtf with ur face?! XD

On the way back to sham's hse... x)

.:: Class last week ::.

2009-11-03T01:40:00.001+08:00

Monday went to college and got "caked" XD! Mel joined me x)). next few days was like normal boring class... Had photography class (explainin the camwhore mirror-ness with ness and mei) XD! met padmini for lunch on one of those days as well... friday went to PWTC for war exhibition very very disturbing... soree short post... i wanna blog abt SKBD carnival and AAR concert x)))

.:: That Birthday Sunday ::.

2009-11-02T22:06:00.017+08:00

Me, Birthday, RSC, Bestfreind, freinds, quiet, I like =). Honestly I'd rather the quiet sit down with the ppl I love rather than the loud music and dancing that I usually get. From having lunch, to having marks face vialoted and raped by Ranessa, to All of us hiding from the taekwando instructor. But I swear funiest part was trying to get Navin out of Taekwando! XD! Mark was doing this whole james bond shit coz he skipped taekwando! Funny XD! then wen taekwando was over the instructor came down and Mark and colin ran... Mark ran into the toilet and locked himself in a cubical... I locked myself in the cubical next to him... and we were talkin through the damn cubical XD I came out after a while and ranessa was doin some sign language across the club... what she was trying to say was Get-The-Fuck-Into-The-Toilet- La-Bastard-The-Damn-Indian-Instructor-Is-Coming XD I din get wat she was trying to say so he caught me anyway... owh, you see im suppose to be in Australia studying dats y I cant finish my Taekwando XD so yea some 8 year old genius was like "Marks in the toilet" so yea... dats exactly where the instructor went to... so I was like tryna tell mark with my teeth clenched dat the instructor was like ryte there... yea... didint work coz all i gt was a "HUH?!" "WHAT?!" then he jumped up over the door and the instructor saw him... HAHAHAHAH! You guys made my day =)

Soree... told u I'd upload it XD

Wassup wif ma cheeks?! XD

Cant u see... he's facinated by the pizza XD

Tryna hide from the instructor... yes... we fail XD Say hello to the obvious LOL

Then ranessa took advantage of his face XD

*Shana climbs on Navin tryna get magazine back*
Navin: OOh! This is fun XD

The Rajah's x)

And the cake at grandmas place. =))... IM LEGAL!

.:: Ma bday x) ::.

2009-11-02T18:42:00.016+08:00

Ok 1st of all thank you everyone for the wishes and blog posts and fb Shout out's and MSN PM's =))! Rachel and Mark... 1st to wish me x)) these are jst the wishes, i'll talk abt my day in a different post.

.:: College 2 weeks back ::.

2009-10-29T22:56:00.042+08:00

ok... wanna know honestly... I cant rememba shit abt this week XD! so I'll tell u wat I rememba k... We had to do a photoshoot... Kaze and crystal were like gonna have sex on the fence... AHHAHAHA! no la... CrystalIKnowYou'llReadThisDontKillMeOkILoveYou XD! LOL! I tried doing some retarded "sexy" pose with the construction site beams... yea... didint end up very well XD... See picture number 9 below XD!... k then on the way home in ness's car I found an umbrella... i opened it and pretended I was mary poppins, and started singing somewhere over the rainbow... just to realise dat i couldnt fly and dat somewhere over the rainbow was not from Mary poppins LOL! ... owh well XD! owh!! then next class we had photoshoot titled "colors" I had Virginie & Crystal in my group and Ness tagged along... so we went to a market in SS2 and ate in a chinese restraunt... yea dat was "colors" photoshoot for us XD! got back to college and makan-ed with ma Brady Bunch for lunch at Wendy's... had class after that. Next class was discussing about planning an event. I had Ashtin, Carleen, Ishnee, Mei, Ness, Crystal, Inessa and dat dude whos name I forgot again... fuck la im his classmate and I dont rememba the dudes name, Awesome la i! XD! Shana's bday was on dat day so went to Grandma's place to cut the cake and have dinner. Owh... CheeHo wore pink today... I got scared. XD

See Wat I mean... Sex On the fence XD!

Ok it was more of porn... (Ada Spectators) XD! Owh carleen jealous XD!

Hi Im shayne. =)

Saw my Over-The-rainbow face anot XD!

And then i din know hw to close the umbrella.

Joshua colgate add XD

Colors Photoshoot x)

It is now dat I realised that I got the same damn pose in all my pictures XD

Brady Bunch =))))

See wat i mean! Same pose! XD

Melissa Ling fen fen XD

Sexy la Crystal XD (Thank u Vir for the picture XD)

HAHAHAHHAA!! Look at ma face at the back XD! Was watching Happy tree Frens, so yea... explains the OMFG OUCH face XD!

Ger-roop descusion!

See what I mean!! Chee Ho In pink!! XD! And I dunno y but i pictured Crystal saying... "hello im sexy" XD!

AAWWHHHH!!!! FUCK! HOW MADAFAKING CUTE IS THIS WEI!!!

Shana's cake dinner thing in grandmas place.

Check out Shana's Expression wei! XD

Baby Shailo x))))))))))))))

.:: Out with ma Brady Bunch ::.

2009-10-29T20:17:00.042+08:00

Very picturefull day with ma Brady Bunch =)))!! From Ikea, to mamak in bangsar, to Wondermilk in Uptown... i'll let the pictures do the talkin... (Its jst an excuse coz im too lazy to type abt the whole day XD)

Padmini picked me up =)

And we both went to Ikea to grab some crap.

Met with The rest of the Brady Bunch for lunch in a mamak in Bangsar

mel's Work of "art" about us LOL

We be Stalkers XD!

Then we went to a bookshop to look for canvas... couldnt find any so we jst messed around with the Signs XD

I was like WTF with the keychain XD

Then went to Wondermilk in Uptown damansara =)

Only after I took this picture did I realise that I look like a malay woman with a tudung XD

And on the way back to the car we noticed a dead bird suspended in the air x)

.:: Sunday 3 weeks ago ::.

2009-10-29T19:34:00.018+08:00

Went to the club on sunday... met Ranessa and Mark... mark was being a total.. nvm LOL, didint do much in the club, Mark left early and Ranessa, Shana and I went over to Ikea with mum... and for some reason we all started tryna speak in different slangs... we tried chinese and ended up with English! LOL!

*walks over to weird looking lamp*
Ranessa: *Points at lamp* Dayts A Weird looking lamp now aint it!
Shayne: Its not a lamp... its a pussy charger...
Ranessa: OMG DONT KILL ME JOHNNY!!!!
*everyone near us bursts out laughing*

*Walks over to chocolates*
*reads sweedish writing*
Shayne: How the fuck?! cchhaarr...charlaet.. laite?!?!
Ranessa in perasan smart voice: Its cha-lay lough
*Shayne wtf face*
*Sweedish dude comes up behind us*
Sweedish dude: Actually its pronouced Chocolate light.
Ranessa: OMG UR SWEEDISH?!?!?!
*shayne smacks forhead*
Shayne: No babe... their German!

We liked the furniture so much so we tried to take photos to and pass it off as one of our houses... errr.... it didint really work. (Many ppl at the back)

Didint work either... (Price tags on the shelf)

Then we figured dat dis would work but then noticed dat u cldnt see any of the furniture so we gave up XD

"Working hardly"

Wanna guess wat ruined the shot?!

Dont.even.ask XD

Sooommeeoonnee needs a sshhaavverr XD

The KFC we ate in 5 mins while waiting for mum XD

What the fuck m i doing?!?!! XD

I dont know why but this post is underlined XD

.:: Deepavali ::.

2009-10-29T18:28:00.020+08:00

Happy deepavali to all u dramatic ppl out der. =)) kk so Steph picked me up from ma house at like 11 smthn and we headed to Padmini's house for lunch, so the colorful wei everyone... and I wore black! XD! kk so then we gt there and jst lepaked for a while waiting for Mel to get there.

Hashwini: Muraly can get them drinks anot?
Muraly: I feel like I wanna vommit like dat
*Hashwini gets the drinks*
(A while later)

Padmini: Muraly can u ask wat time lunch is ready
Muraly: I feel like I wanna vommit like dat
(Everyone turns to Muraly)
Shayne: I think I needa start using that line!
*Everyone laughs*

So FINALY melissa gets here, Amazing how she neva Killed anyone on her journey here (she was driving) Miracles do happen la! LOL! so we makan like hella alot... for some reason everyone kept thinking that i was "shy" to eat... Seriously... me?! Shayne Especkerman?!! SHY TO EAT??!!!! Ya'll mad la! XD! Bt yea! they kept dumping curry on my plate XD! so anyway left awhile after lunch and went to Anisha's house (Thanks for the ride steph) talked for awhile with Anisha and Asthika made some AAR plans... Yes.. Shayne... In All American Rejects... Hard to beleive, I know But im going coz Sham and Mark asked me to so yea lol! was in shams house for like half an hour ony coz we had to go to church and mum and dad had some Royal formal deepavali dinner thing in Shangrila.

Thank you Stephanie Koh for the ride =)

They named their dog chum-chum... It tried humping steph after this. XD

yea thanks Hashwini... k judging from ma face... looks like some1 dropped food XD

Cant u see how depressed I was?!?! Melissa took the last damn piece of chicken wei! Blady chinese! XD

Names on the ciggy's x) S.H.A.Y.N.E

S.T.E.P.H.A.N.I.E

Eh u knw wat im nt gonna spell it anymre! U can read it uself XD

See what I mean wen i say colorful and NOT colorful XD

Those Awwwhhh moments x)

Melissa Lings car x)

.:: Hani's open house ::.

2009-10-29T18:08:00.015+08:00

K so its Tuesday… Ness picks me up at 7.30pm to go over to Hani’s place in Tropicana city… I swear we were damn sesated k! 1^st ness picked me up… then we went to her house, jst to find out she din have keys and dat it was with her godmother… so went to the godmothers hse just to find out the keys were with the godfather who was in assumption church in PJ, so we printed the map and went to her godsister’s place to get ness some clothes coz she din have any… finally gt to Hani’s place at 9pm XD! Dominic, debra, LiXian, her bf, Sathesh, Doris, Virginie & Crystal were there… we ate and all then Virginie decided to fall backwards which scared the total fuck out of Hani’s friends… Virginie got up instantly *pushed her hair into place while saying “Im still fabulous! Its ok im still fabulous… CAN WE PLEASE GO NOW!” AHAHHAHA!!! MALU! XD we were suppose to go shisha-ing with Crystal, Virginie, LiXian, her bf and dominic bt Ness suddenly had some weird bengkak eye thing coz she was allergic to the cat… we all tot she was crying XD! She couldn’t tahan so we had to leave… Went to the hospital to see her dad… kesian uncle wei! Double bypass! He looked like Robocop! XD! Got home at arnd 11-12ish cant rememba, fun day =))

Debra & Shayne...

Vir & Shayne...

No we were nt drunk! Pls rememba its a malay house... only had juice... alcohol haram XD

.:: Class 3 weeks ago ::.

2009-10-29T14:47:00.031+08:00

Class 3 weeks ago… Monday: Met with my brady bunch again =)) this is where we all got the invitations to deepavali XD! Then at class we got invitations to go to Hani’s house for raya… Tuesday: Hani’s house raya (separate post) Went to the hospital to see Ness’s dad… he jst had a double bypass…. I swear it looked fucking scary… he had to hold a pillow against his chest when he coughs otherwise the stitches would burst open. God jesus. L… Wednesday: I skipped morning class and told everyone I was going to the hospital coz I was suppose to go marks skool today but SOMEONE had to cancel the plans… I got so much scolding… shit wei! Thanks a lot man! Anyway fuck that wats done is done. So jst went to Jaya 1 to have lunch with the brady bunch, then while I was walkin padmini back to class I saw my lecturer and I jst turned around and said “babe! I cant go there! Im suppose to be at the hospital!” so I gave her, her stuff and we ciowed, me not knowin my lecturer walked around the corner I ran to the staircase and at that moment Steph, Kaze, Giggles and Mel walked up and went “owh ur here!” and I was like “I would walk u to class but my lecturer is sitting ryte at the end of the block” so they laughed and ciowed as well so then kaze and I was walkin and just as I said

Shayne: Fuck wey I almost walked into our lecturer jst now

Kaze: Shayne… he’s ryte infront of us

*looks and points straight*

Shayne: Awwwhhhh Fuck!

*lecturer walks pass smiling at me*

*Smile back*

And dats wat u call...KANTOI!!! HAHAHAHA! Went up to the library and went on9… was talkin to Mark in the library this was like 12 smthn and d dude was still like half asleep so I ended the call and in the end I started blasting trance music in the library corner and was head banging XD! Mel came after dat and decided to start dancing to the music I was playing… god dat woman is tard tard ded XD!

Thursday: Met Carleen, Pree, Ness, Crystal, d dude in ma class who his name I forget XD!, and some of their Semester 1 classmates for lunch at Wendy’s… I had a MnM Milkshake thingy x)))). Went for class, fucking Boring as usual! After class lepaked at Old town for a whole… went back later. Fucking storm in Sri damansara! Fucking trees fallen all over the road, the drains was like almost overflowing and some parts of the roads were already flooded. We Heart Global Warming XD

Steph: Damn hot wei this chicken!

Chee Ho: hah hah... BillsGonnaKillMe

Suren: AYOH! AMMA! Bill came!

This restraunt... Not cheap XD

Hani's makan makan x)

Nandos... LAGI NOT CHEAP XD

Ayoh check out ma muka syiok wei XD

Mel went out to see her fren... we stole her coleslaw XD

Wanna see Mel dancing in sequence XD!?!?!

And the next day.. Wendy's =)

Yea thnks pree XD

Real Lepak women XD

old Town white coffee after class.

Thank you ness for the pictures =)

.:: Class 4 weeks ago ::.

2009-10-29T13:53:00.037+08:00

K class at Monday 3 weeks ago started at 12.30 so I went to Niro’s place in the morning with his god damned candy dat they’ve been waiting for… (I ate ur original tuppoware coz I couldn’t go to ur hse the week b4 =)) ) and as usual he was either doing some poyo exercise shit, dancing, o playing hitting his ball with his bat… HAAHHAHAH!! God dat sounded fucked up! LOL! K yea today he was hitting balls XD! So anyway went to class at 12.30 and Ness got hungry so Ness, crystal and I went down to cold storage to get food… She got some weird chocolate crap dat I stole on the way up back to class XD… Saw virginie enjoying nasi lemak and I got jealous and promised maself dat I’ll get nasi lemak at the class LOL!. Tuesday: Met with padmini and Steph for lunch at some restraunt at the back of jaya 1 dat I found yesterday when ness went to get chocolates LOL! Im so happy that padmini had period pains coz she couldn’t eat half way and I finished her food =)), Went to the photography studio during class and was showed how to do lighting… god d boredom! After class met with Padmini again coz she wanted me to follow her to go print stuff for her dad, weird thing when we both passed the rojak stall we both looked at each other at the same time and said “I want rojak” XD! She drove to the rojak stall and the Indian guy started talkin to her in malay and she was like

Padmini: Rojak dua! Cendol…*thinking* arr… tak mau.

Rojak dude: So itu Rajakmau dua cendol berapa?!

Padmini: no no cendol tak mau rojak dua!

Rojak dude: Itu rojak *shows 2* DuuuAAA! Cendol berapa?!?!?!

Padmini: Aneh Rojak Rene! Cendol *talks in tamil*

Rojak dude: *starts talkin tamil*

*Shayne is fucking lost in the passenger seat*

Padmini & rojak dude: *laughs* *rojak man walks away* *I wind up the window with wtf look on my face*

Shayne: Babe… u knw… u could have saved all the confusion and spoke tamil to d dude from the beginning

Padmini: But I didn’t know he speaks tamil!

Shayne: BABE!! Ya’ll are both Indians!

Padmini: owh… HAHAHAHHAHA!

Shayne: *rolls eyes and falls back on chair*

Went and did printing, driver picked me up from the shop.

Wednesday: class at 9-11.30 then 12.30-3 Shit! Kill me! K so photography class was agn sleeping period XD! I’ll jst go on9! LOL! Met with the brady bunch for lunch break from 11.30-12.30 comtemplating on wether we shld all skip class together o nt… then decided that we shldnt XD! Went to class and our class was broken into 2 groups. I had Debra, Muraly, Ester, Joshua, Inessa, Mae, Kaze & Virginie our product was mango pudding flavoured biscuits called colon… (yes the same spelling as colon as in ur ass) XD! We were suppose to find a way to sell it… off corse we went with sex XD! Sex sells k! LOL! We were gonna get Japanese women to use mango shape bra’s and walk around saying “would u like to taste my mangos” AHHAHAHA! And with every purchase of Colon which we later turned the name into ColonISE as in wen a group of ppl get together (im so ber-dictionary-ing XD) you would get a mango shaped sunglasses which will b called Man-Gaga’s (I tot of lady gaga and her sunnies). Met the brady bunch again for like 5 minutes after class, they were at starbucks XD! Owh! Mum comes back from France today XD! LOL! Thursday: Went for class at like 12… using the new hoodie mum got for me from france FuckILoveIt XD! Got hungry so during break Josh, crystal and I went to cold storage I GOT MY NASI LEMAK I WANTED XD! Crystal bought twisties and Josh gt chicken I think LOL! So we were Q-ing at the Express lane and trust me… the old Chinese counter aunty was so slow… the NON express people probably lined up, paid, left, got home and ate their food… only then we were done XD! 15 bloody minutes k! we passed our break time by 10 mins LOL! Stole Crystals twisties and I ate it with nasi lemak x)) then the next door class started having some dance competition and the music was so loud we had to tell em to cool it… later they felt bad so they all came to our class to apologized… they said soree by all of em shouting together, doing the moonwalk and then leaving our class, funnayh! XD Friday: Class at 9 (Kill me again) nothing much today… owh! Sent Hani to some skool… she was scared of the driver XD! Sent josh to kepong train station.

Aint she sexayh! XD

Now you see why I got jealous! XD

Selasa

The goddamned rojak XD

The definition of a 9am class LOL!

Gorupie x)

if you noticed... we all moved closer to each other compared to the other picture coz we were scared the other group would hear us XD

Doesnt Josh look perverted XD

Nasi lemak...

WITH TWESTEESSS..... XD

Check out miss Su wei XD

Ber-match-ing wei XD

Hahahaha josh XD

.:: Class 5 weeks ago ::.

2009-10-29T12:56:00.022+08:00

This is reeeaaalll screwed up man! Im blogging on Microsoft word coz Some mofo’s cut the telephone line for “Upgrading” kononya… How the damn fuck do you upgrade the damn telephone?! Dumbfucks it was workin all fine k! u don’t needa upgrade it. (I typed dis out last week.... now im really sitting in college and curi-curi blogging coz class is dead boring) Maalaayssiiaa trruullyy asssiiaaa…. Soree… I just had to! XD! Kk so anyway class 2 weeks ago… was ok as usual… class’s are all BORING TO FUCKING DEATH, If not for the drama and the people I’d quit college XD! Lol ok anyway, College started on Wednesday… I think Monday was a public holiday o sme shit like dat! K anyway, woke up like 7 coz class was at 9 (Why in gods name do we have class so damn early?!) and the rain was like as if Jesus got bored and decided to leave his shower running and I started to freak coz well… everyone knows hw the LDP is in the mornings WITH rain… yes… amen to dat! XD! K anyway, got to class and I literally ran k coz I was like 15 mins late… I did some usain bolt shit through jaya 1 almost fell like 3 times tagged myself through the door with this Holy-shit-its-raining-Madonna’s face jst to find that there were only 5 ppl der…. AND the lecturer wasn’t der… so there I was tryna calm maself down and sat on the sofa… then like 5 mins later Crystal busts through the door with the same Holy-shit-its-raining-madonna’s face and was all “Fuck wei I tot I was damn late!!” and I was like… “babe… join the club” LOL! K so lecturer walked in like an hour 50 mins late LOL yes I counted coz im a hoe haha… had lunch with the brady bunch (my sem 1 classmates LOL) after class! Then Mel, steph and giggles had to go for their 1pm class but we met later after dat at project auction… u knw wat ima stop here coz 1) this post is getting hella long and 2) I cant rememba shit so… movin on XD

Wet, wet monday....

.:: Read ::.

2009-10-15T21:04:00.002+08:00

there will come a day
when you will be able
able to say
never mind the pain or the aggravation
you know there's a better way for you and me to be
Look for the rainbow in every storm
Fly like an angel, Heaven sent to me
Goodbye My Friend
I know you're gone you said you're gone but I can still feel you here
It's not the end
you gotta keep it strong before the pain turns into fear
big imagination
never letting no one take it away
went into the world
What a revelation
you found there's a better way for you and me to be
time will never never ever change it
you know it's time to say goodbye
and don't forget you can rely
I will help you on your way
I will be with you every day
goodbye my friend
I know you're gone
you said you're gone
but I can still feel you here
It's not The end...

.:: Random Wrongs 2 ::.

2009-10-09T14:10:00.005+08:00

*In class, lecturer started talkin abt Adam and Eve*
Ester: Adam and Eve...
Bin: They were from the apple garden ryte?!
Joshua, Ester & Shayne: WTF! APPLE GARDEN?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHA!!!
*continued laughing till lecturer gt irritated and told us to SHH*

*Sasha tellin me a story*
Carol: Babe, do u have infrared in ur fone?
Bell: Owh, Avril lavignes new song arr?!
*Shayne bursts out laughing*

*Michelle tellin me a story*
Michelle: I wanna go up to the luggage ppl in KLIA and tell them in an apek accent "You dont tell anyone arr! inside here got bomb"
*Shayne laughs and accidentally hits his head on the piano*

*In class, Hani drops her fone*
Hani: OwhMakEngkauKambing
Pree: You calling my mother a cow isit?!?!!
Shayne: Pree... kambing is goat.
*Everyone starts laughing*

*Stupid number sms's me dis morning at 2am*
0124801141: Hey watsup?
Shayne: err...im good... who's dis?
0124801141: I live in Kelana Jaya, people call me by my cute name *something* what is your name?
* Ok guys i deleted that 1 sms he sent me so ima sms him back and tell u his name in a min! LOL! But at this point im like... ok... ryte.... ur cute name... got it.*
Shayne: im Shayne, and im 18... How did u get my number?
0124801141: Well it was a big story. But speaking my mind i come across your number when browsing my phone list.
*Now im like, Owh jesus... im suppose to believe dat*
Shayne: urm... ok cool so dude... I think your looking for a chick, coz u sound like it. Im a dude.
0124801141: Ok actually, I ask god for a preety girls number and he gave me this number :)
*now im thinkin of words to describe this dude... Desperado, dramatic, complete retard, posible pedophile, could b stalker & God speaks to him... Kill me*
Shayne: HAHAHA! well bro, im soree dude but i aint a preety GURL
0124801141: Dont worry girl you dont know well about yourself i guess :)have you heard about the saying dont judge a book by its cover.
*Holy virgin mary mother of god... this dude thinks im a chick... and now he's givin me proverbs at 2.30 in the fuking morning... fuck my life*
Shayne: no no bro! u dont understand.... im NOT A PREETY GURL
0124801141:Dont worry then i am not a handsome guy as well
*Our father in heaven holy be your name, thy kingdom come, thy will be..... FUCKER! IM NOT A CHICK LAAAA!!!! SHIT WEI! 2.30 IN THE MORNING WEI!!!*
*types "Bro! Im a guy la! not a girl and im not pree...
*Cancels msg and goes to sleep*
0124801141: So got a bf?
*Dont reply*
0124801141: Hello mizz why dont reply? did i send something wrong?
*Dont reply*
*Next morning in class*
0124801141: Hello miz wat happen x reply?
*sent him msg coz i forgot his name to finish my blog post*
Shayne: hey urm dude, wats ur name agn?
0124801141: Vimal, y ah?
*yes vimal... very very cute name... u knw wat, thinkin abt it... I can use this guy wei! for future blog posts! sounds like a plan! LOL... i am mean*

*Another number sms's me in class*
019 smthn smthn: Sexy Stripper -Joshua-
*Looks at josh next to me and bursts out laughing*

*Went to the park with Grandma and saw this*

This woman was doing exercise in her purple dress in the middle of a playground and she was literally flying on the walker thing k... she was like bionic woman o smthn...

OK REMEMBER LA THEN! ASKING ME FOR WAT?!!!

haih... this is when u decide to play ball in a house with a coconut tree... sad.

.:: Earthquake wei ::.

2009-10-06T01:42:00.012+08:00

KK... got back from college and dumped my stuff on the chair and got on9... so I was lyin down and surfin (thank jesus for laptops) when mum calls... she goes "Boy... please tell dad to move the BM inside the house pls... i wanna park outside" so this was like at 6.15-6.30 ish... dont know the exact time... so I got up and went over to the window and started yelling like a retard tellin dad to move the car... and while i was doing dat I swear I felt shaking and I was like WTF?!??! and so I thought it was like... maybe I was dizzy coz i was jst lying down for a long time and suddenly got up but then the lights in my room were like swaying a little and instantly i tot it was coz of the aircond la... then the radio went all fuzzy and I got disconected from the internet like 5 times which is like... very very weird... kk... so now theres no internet... so wats the next thing i do wen theres no internet... I eat... LOL! so while i was downstairs dad went all.... "der was an earthquake, pantai hospital is evacuating" and im like... "OoOoOh x))" obviously i didint think that I felt the tremor... so anyway I got onto FB and it was like... flooded with ppl yelling out there was an earthquake! LOL! it was at this point did i realise dat I had felt the tremor too... I sssoooo freaked out, got excited and facebook shout-out-ed wei! LOL!... so after like an hour... I saw dat CNN had posted dat malaysia was under tsunami alert... and dat the places that might get hit were gonna b Port Dickson (fuck la our holiday destination wei! LOL), Melaka, Penang and a few other states la... I swear i freaked!

*calls roisin*
*the number you have dialed is una.... PUTS FONE DOWN*

*calls sasha*
Sasha: *whispers sternly* YES SHAYNE! IM IN CLASS!!
Shayne: Babe!... Babe!!... BABE!!!
Sasha: Yehehehehssss!!!
Shayne: Babe?!! Are you alive
Sasha: well... shayne... nvm...
Shayne: IS THERE ANY WATER NEAR YOU?!?!?!
Sasha: What?! No! Im in class! whats wrong!!
Shayne: PD is like on tsunami alert!!
Sasha: Stop lying la!!
Shayne: REALLY LA!!! THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE WOMAN!
Sasha: Omg ur serious... GOTTOGOBYE!
*puts fone down*

seriously... that wasnt even half of the fb shoutouts abt the eathquake... i was jst too lazy to click Printscreen =)) there we go my first hand feeling of an earthquake that killed over a 1000 ppl... Goooooo jesus! x)